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I love this list because it always makes me laugh. GMs and Executives always think they are so fucking smart signing someone who has a big year or two to a decade long contract where the biggest pay days are WELL past their primes. Let’s break down some of the more interesting people on the list.
Floyd has basically dominated the list every year since Tiger got divorced.
Crisitano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi being 2nd and 3rd makes since because people who have never watched soccer know how good they are. Simple as that, worldwide stars.
Aaron Rodgers being the highest paid football player may not seem right to some people but I don’t mind it. 40 million for last year is a little nuts for on the field performance but he is the face of the NFL. He is the future and he will be a/the top QB for years to come.
Matt Stafford, Matt Ryan and Joe Flacco being in the top 10 is fucking great. These are the guys who cashed in on a few good years (only Flacco has anything to show for it) and are now banging the buttholes of their teams cap limits. Good job boys.
The Phillies have 3 guys in the top 25 and they are in last place. I honestly don’t think Ryan Howard and Cliff Lee even play baseball anymore and I refuse to look it up for the correct information. There are 6 guys above anyone on the Yankees at all so all those “you buy your players” people can suck a dick under a bridge. (Thank God A-Rod is suspended and doesn’t count)
Gilbert Arenas. He may not be in the top 25 total but he is the 3rd highest paid NBA player and WASN’T IN THE LEAGUE. There is always someone like that and this time it’s Gilbert. Play on playa.

-Jesse

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DO NOT SKIP THIS VIDEO! Danny Trejo has one of the coolest, most bad ass life stories you will ever hear. Drug dealing, Welterweight Boxing Champion in San Quentin prison, shoot outs, Breaking Bad, movie star. If for any reason you woke up this morning feeling like a bad motherfucker, listen to this and suck your thumb pussy. Danny Trejo is a real man.

-Jesse

Everyone knows that people on social media are fucking nuts. Here is a mild example
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Just a simple shout of to your favorite hot actress. Please do porn. Clear and straight to the point. Will she? Maybe who knows, at least he put it out there.

Then there is the other side of the spectrum where people say things, that only the sickest people in the world think, so everyone and anyone can see it online forever. Delete the tweet, go ahead, it’ll still be out there somewhere. Right here in fact.
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Gotta give this kid credit though he really knows EXACTLY what he likes. Fuck him until his eyes fall out, stick them in your pussy, then force him to suck them out and swallow them. Some guys like a quick BJ some guys like this. Don’t judge.

-Jesse

This movie keeps picking up steam and with these trailers getting better and better I expect a HUGE opening weekend for the X-Men. Side note, I would LOVE to let Jennifer Lawrence kick my ass wearing nothing but paint. And yes, I would have to let her, this blogger body can do some damage (on donuts, twizzlers and the such)
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-Jesse

ESPN- Cold, shorter rest, a bigger ball. No matter the challenges, Masahiro Tanaka is making a smooth transition from Japan to the major leagues for one major reason: his split-fingered fastball. Tanaka allowed two bunt hits in eight dominant innings on a frigid Monday, Carlos Beltran homered for the third straight game and New York welcomed the Chicago Cubs to the current Yankee Stadium with a 3-0 victory in the opener of a day-night doubleheader. “That split is not something you want to sit on. It’s not something you’re going to be able to handle,” Cubs manager Rick Renteria said. “But, as it was coming out of the hand, as the guys were coming in, they were saying, `Gosh, it looks like a fastball. It ends up diving.” And it makes batters look silly. The 25-year-old Japanese right-hander struck out 10 for his second straight start, this time while wearing three-quarter sleeves on a 43-degree day that felt much colder because of a brisk wind. Tanaka (2-0) gave up a replay-aided hit to Junior Lake in the second inning, and Anthony Rizzo pushed a bunt toward a vacated third base with a shifted infield leading off the seventh. Tanaka has 28 strikeouts in 22 innings, the most strikeouts for a Yankees pitcher in his first three career starts, according to the Yankees via the Elias Sports Bureau. His 28 strikeouts through his first three major league games are tied for third-most since 1900, according to ESPN Stats & Information. He is also the second pitcher since 1900 to start his MLB career with at least eight K’s in each of his first three games, joining the Washington Nationals’ Stephen Strasburg (who did it in four straight in 2010).
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I can hear all of you simple fucks right now “It’s only April. He won’t be shit. There are still 10000 more games left.” Well you can all go fuck yourselves. I know what day it is, I’m not slow. I understand that 60% through the season he could and most likely will slow down with his strikeout-walk ratio but I don’t give a shit right now. The pitching has been awful for the Yanks the past few years and I am going to be excited about this right now. CC looks terrible. Kuroda will be solid and Nova looks like he can string some wins together. But Pineda and Tanaka are the guys to watch and they will be the most exciting 4-5 in baseball by far. Sure Pineda puts a little ‘dirt’ in his hand for grip, who cares. He looks a billion times better than fat boy Jose Montero out in Seattle so I think we won out on that trade, even if it is 3 years after the fact. So fellow Yankee fans, rejoice! We are having a good April with minimal injuries and some solid pitching. Outside of CC. That guy needs to start eating some Captain Crunch holy shit.

-Jesse

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People- There’s a new bride-to-be on the block! Jenny McCarthy announced on The View Wednesday that Donnie Wahlberg popped the big question (and presented her with a big rock) and she happily said yes. “I just got engaged!” the star said on the show as she unveiled her hidden hand from behind the desk and then proceeded to jump around the set. “It’s a yellow sapphire,” she explained about the rock.
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That has to be the most 80′s statement I will make in a very long time. Also I couldn’t really give less of a shit about this story, it just gives me an excuse to post pictures of her and the video to the greatest boy band song of all time.

PS Donnie Wahlberg always tweets BH which I guess stands for Blockheads (die hard New Kids on the Block fans..kill yourselves) but if you replace the real meaning with Butt Hole, his twitter gets a trillion times better

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She’s still got it holy shit. Good job Donnie

-Jesse

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That really does sound like a porno, and one that I would have bookmarked and favorited. Sometimes you just need a little back door action. Sadly this has nothing to do with porn, it’s just simply a Cornhole league that Ken and I have joined here in Bradenton. There is a local bar, Motorworks Brewery, that has a beer garden, craft beers, and now they are hosting this league. I’m really good, Ken admits he is off and on (kinda like his hair…ZING!) so it should be interesting. What is pretty exciting though is we will now be uploading our own videos onto the site instead of just youtube clips and shit. Also I have no clue what we could win for this thing, could be a free beer could be a million dollars, all I know is I go hard in the paint so these motherfuckers better watch out!

-Jesse