Noelle Pikus-Pace Wins Olympic Silver in Skeleton, Husband Couldn’t Give a Shit

Posted: February 14, 2014 in blown call, breaking news, comedy, humor, manly humor, olympics, popular culture & entertainment, radio, Sports, superhero, television
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The woman came out of retirement, worked her ass off and sacrificed for years for the chance to maybe get an Olympic medal, just completed the best run of her life in front of the world, jumped 25 feet in the air to get into the stands to give you a hug and the best you could come up with is “Nice job.” You sir, do not give a single fuck. But I get it, she’s just wasting time that could be better spent cooking your dinner. I don’t even know why you let her wear that ridiculous skin suit. Only a whore would wear anything but sweat pants and a windbreaker in the presence of other men. You better keep your bitch in check before I smack the fillings outta her mouth.

-Ken

PS: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

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