World’s Tallest Free Fall Ride is INSIDE the Tallest Roller Coaster in the World

Posted: April 14, 2014 in blown call, breaking news, comedy, Facebook, florida, humor, Instagram, manly humor, popular culture & entertainment, Social Media, technology, Twitter, Youtube
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Yes, you read that correctly. Inside of the drop for the tallest ride in the world, the Kingda Ka, there will be one of those free fall “attractions” that will send you down 416 feet at 90 mph. I’ve always said that I will ride any coaster in the world because you are generally very safe and it’s all over with in 90 seconds or so. But this is just fucking ridiculous. Any free fall ride is extra crazy because if they take you to the top then drop you it’s that slow climb that is the freaky part. The drop is nothing compared to the tick-tick-tick of the steady ascent into the heavens where you never really know where the top is. Then when you hit the top it kind of drops a little when you lock in place. Then the wait. Wait. Wait. Boom you drop and it’s over. Imagine doing that while a bunch of fucking psychos are on a ride that is above your head losing their minds. I may just have to go to 6 Flags and ride this fucking thing! (No chance)

-Jesse

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