Be Glad Dan Snyder Is Not Your Boss

Posted: January 6, 2014 in Sports
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Washington Post- Around Redskins Park, the team’s headquarters in Ashburn, turnover is not limited to the team’s coaching staff, particularly in recent years. The team’s media guide in 2008 listed 143 team employees not related to football operations. Five years later, fewer than 20 remain. There are myriad reasons. While the Redskins have never been shy to pay millions to football players, former employees who’ve also worked elsewhere in the NFL say salaries for the rest of the operation lag behind many teams. Ex-staffers reported cutbacks during the recent recession — multiple employees reported receiving bags of apples one year in lieu of holiday bonuses — but Tony Wyllie, the Redskins’ senior vice president of communications, noted that a lot of companies tightened their belts during the recession.

There are shitty parts about every job. Betty got the promotion you wanted because she pushes her tits up in her shirt. Bob has a better parking spot because he is a kiss ass. And everyone has had a boss that just sucks. Some guy or gal who got the job because daddy golfs with the CEO or some former loser in high school who takes out all the ass beatings on his employees with mind numbing tasks and bullshit assignments. But the one oasis in all of that is the end of the year bonus. The only reason to be happy around the end of the year at work. Not if you work for the Washington Redskins. You would think it fucking rules to work for an NFL team and that the bonuses and perks are unfathomable. Then imagine getting a fucking BAG OF APPLES as a bonus. Johnny Pencil Pusher busts his ass all year trying to get a decent check so he can take his fat wife and ugly kids to Florida for a week or two and instead ol’ Danny Snyder drops a bag of Granny Smiths on his desk. Fuckin’ guy shells out hundreds of millions on horrific coaching and terrible talent and rewards his employees with a first graders snack pack. Reason #100 I’m glad I am not a Redskins fan.
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Don’t be too surprised if this happens sometime soon to Mr. Snyder

-Jesse

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