The Greatest Twitter of All Time

Posted: January 15, 2014 in comedy, humor, movies, satire
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Call the game due to an outright massacre. If you are planning to make a Twitter account ever after reading this, just know you won’t be the best. Place all the blame on the fucking weird serial killers who comment on Pornos and the geniuses who put their comments with stock photos. The Twitter account is @PornComnents. Here are some of their posts, not even the best ones, just random ones. That’s how incredible this shit is..Also I fear for my life because these people are real.

I was so lost before the translation

I was so lost before the translation

#1 thing on the 'win the lottery' bucket list

#1 thing on the ‘win the lottery’ bucket list

Always assume ninja turtles will show up in porn

Always assume ninja turtles will show up in porn

Horny dog

Horny dog

Tampy strings are gross

Tampy strings are gross

Feet porn is weird

Feet porn is weird

Porn grammar police

Porn grammar police

Classy as shit

Classy as shit

Super creepy

Super creepy

Fat shaming porn guys

Fat shaming porn guys

Jews..

Jews..

Fat chicks make shit believable

Fat chicks make shit believable

Nippie city

Nippie city

Queef debate

Queef debate

-Jesse

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