Stay Classy Miami.

The Sports-Xchange-If the two-time defending NBA champions want to make it a three-peat, they will have to play much better than their current form.
Point guard John Wall paced seven double-figure scorers with 25 points as the Wizards opened up a 34-point first half and crushed the Heat 114-97 on Wednesday.
Guard Bradley Beal and forward Nene each had 19 points for the Wizards (18-19), who lost their last four home games. Washington entered with a 1-14 record vs. teams with winning records this season.
The Wizards led by double digits much of the game and fended off a furious Miami rally in the second half.
“They came here, whatever. They went to the White House, whatever. We just came here to play,” said Nene, who set a career-high with nine assists and set the defensive tone by blocking an attempted layup by James in the opening minute. “We played hard, played together. It was business.”

It’s official. The Heat are dead. Blow up the team. Fire Pat Riley. They’re on their worst losing streak in 2 years and there’s no sign that they can pull out of this fiery tail spin. Dwayne Wade is nothing more than a walking body bag full of cortisone shots and knee pads. The team is so desperate they carried Greg Oden’s dead body around on the court for a few minutes last night like it was Weekend at Bernie’s and tried to pass it off as “minutes played.” LeBron James’, “The president just met me” erection was so hard last night he was getting rejected on easy lay-ups. And you know who should be suffering the most through this are the great and loyal fans. They celebrate the team’s rich history every night by sporting their Shaq throwback jerseys and destroying the opponent’s morale with blinding white t-shirts. The best fans in the world deserve so much more than the shit out on the court right now. And if they knew there was even a game going on they would feel the same way too.

-Ken

This might be the easiest 3-Peat (don’t sue me Pat) in the history of sports this year. Pacers are the only real threat.

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