Blown Call Presents: Mustaches- Tom Selleck

Posted: January 22, 2014 in humor, manly humor, movies, popular culture & entertainment, television
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Trying to start consistent blogs we are beginning Blown Call Presents: Mustaches. They don’t necessarily have to be the manliest but you won’t find one fucking loser hipster EVER in a blog. Unless we are just trashing the shit out of them.

To start a mustache blog without having the king of all mustaches would be just retarded. I present you:
Tom Selleck

Giving chicks boners everywhere

Giving chicks boners everywhere

Making Top Gun look straight

Making Top Gun look straight

Boss

Boss

Promoting cigarettes like a fucking man

Promoting cigarettes like a fucking man

Add a little dust under the mustache, still manly

Add a little dust under the mustache, still manly

<a Power shades with the stache
You do NOT want to fuck with that guy

You do NOT want to fuck with that guy

Tom Selleck with no mustache is still a better mustache than I have

Tom Selleck with no mustache is still a better mustache than I have

-Jesse

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Comments
  1. I feel like that last picture was a party trick. “No seriously guys, watch this.” (Shaves off mustache) “okay. 1…2..3!” (Instantly grows it back like a beast).

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