I'll give you 8 dollars and a cold sandwich for this

I’ll give you 8 dollars and a cold sandwich for this


MSN News-George Zimmerman is releasing a new piece of artwork, this one portraying the special prosecutor who charged him with second-degree murder. Robert Zimmerman Jr. posted his brother’s new painting Wednesday on Twitter. He said details about its sale would follow Thursday. The painting — titled “Angie” — uses shades of red and orange to depict northeast Florida state attorney Angela Corey holding her thumb and fingers together. Text on the piece reads, “I have this much respect for the American judicial system.” Zimmerman sold another painting on eBay last month, with a winning bid of $100,099.99.

Everything I read today online was about Bieber, but come the fuck on already. He got a DUI, was anyone shocked this finally happened? Why is no one talking about the fact that ol’ Georgie Porgie Zimmerman is selling paintings for 100k?! This out of shape loser who has no skills in the world whatsoever, outside of eating and killing unarmed teenagers, is selling paint-by-numbers type shit for more money than I make in 30 years?! Ok maybe 29 years but still, what the fuck is going on here people. How has someone not merked this guy already, he’s not exactly out of sight. I mean the Black Panthers have to be offering more than 100k just for that.

PS I may start doing these dumb ass paintings and selling them as George Zimmerman. By “I may” I mean it will be on eBay tonight

-Jesse

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