Orlando Sentinel- Authorities are investigating whether yet another armed robbery at a local hotel — this time, the Red Roof Inn off International Drive — is part of an unsolved spree of heists since December. Three armed, masked men entered the hotel on Hawaiian Court about 3:45 a.m. Thursday and demanded cash, according to the Orange County Sheriff’s Office. The employee “complied with their demands to open a safe and give them the contents,” the Sheriff’s Office said. “The employee was forced into a closet as the robbers fled.”

This is a stick up!

This is a stick up!

Things must really be shitty in the criminal world when you rob a fucking Red Roof Inn. I have zero money to stay in nice hotels but even I can pony up more than 59.99 and stay at a La Quinta and avoid the Red Roof. Wasn’t there anything that had Hilton or Marriott attached? Or maybe even a gas station or little kid’s lemon aid stand? What kind of cash do you expect to pull out of that safe anyway. Most likely they got 45 bucks and a couple vouchers for $10 off at Disney on Tuesdays-Thursdays. Hope the economy picks up a little more so these robbers can at least hold up a respectable hotel/motel to make the ass rapings in jail somewhat worth it.

PS La Quinta execs that read this, we’re down for a sponsorship if you are 😉


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