Cocaine brother!

Cocaine brother! Facing a House ethics investigation, the Florida congressman who pleaded guilty to cocaine-possession charges last year will resign, his top aide said Monday, after several GOP leaders requested that he step down. U.S. Rep. Trey Radel will send a letter to House Speaker John Boehner, chief of staff Dave Natonski said. Politico first reported the upcoming resignation. On Nov. 20, the freshman Republican pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of cocaine possession and was sentenced to a year of probation. He admitted to purchasing 3.5 grams of cocaine from an undercover officer on Oct. 29. Radel attempted to buy $250 worth of cocaine from an undercover police officer in a Washington, D.C., neighborhood.

How fucking cool is this? Congressman from the Fort Myers area gets busted trying to buy an 8 ball from an undercover cop in DC. First of all, an 8 ball is a great amount of coke for one guy. I’m sure it was for whatever hooker he was ordering up later, but an 8 ball is a serious party. Secondly, you have to know that you don’t buy drugs in DC. So many politicians have been busted in that town. You have someone go get it for you if you need it in DC or you take a trip outside of the city and head up to Jersey or something. Everyone has a buddy you can trust to buy you good coke. Or tell the hooker to bring it. And thirdly, who in the world is surprised a dude named Trey is blowing lines of yayo? Every Trey I’ve ever met loves the White Lady, from Frat houses to the steps of the Capitol Building. Fucking love Florida man.

PS According to Yahoo the street value is 150-250 for an 8 ball so I guess he either got a shit deal or great blow.
Yahoo said that, not me



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