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THR- Syfy is bringing back Sharknado stars Ian Ziering and Tara Reid for the New York-set sequel. This marks the first casting announcement on Sharknado 2: The Second One, which is slated to premiere in July on the NBCUniversal-owned cabler. Ziering and Reid will reprise their roles as Fin and April. Anthony Ferrante will also return to direct the sequel from a screenplay by Thunder Levin, who also penned the 2013 original telepic that made a splash on social media. In Sharknado 2, a freak weather system turns its deadly fury on New York City, unleashing a “sharknado” on the city’s population and its most iconic sites, with Fin and April the only ones able to save the city.

Praise the lord, praise the lord. Tara Reid and some guy from 90210 (I think) are coming back to Sharknado to save NYC! I honestly think this is a really funny story, from start to finish. Syfy notoriously puts out shitty movies with horrible graphics because they don’t have any money, and former B list stars who are now F level sign on just to get a paycheck to keep gas in their car (home). But Sharknado was that much more ridiculous than all the others (i.e. Piranhaconda, Revenge of the Yeti, and Lake Placid 2-19) that it became a fucking nationwide phenomenon. From The Today Show to the Late Night Show to fucking Howard Stern this show was everywhere, and now they have upped the ante and are heading to the Big Apple. And ONLY Fin and April can save the city. No superheroes in a fictitious world where sharks are in tornados? Not even a scientist who noticed the first one and figured out a way to stop a second? Nope. Just a worn down up ex hot chick and a guy from possibly 90210. But not the one banging Megan Fox. The Jewish one.

PS It would be really fucking cool if Sharkeisha showed up and knocked Tara Reid the fuck out
“Don’t kick her Sharkeisha!”
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Also
In Remembrance of Hot Tara Reid…It’s sad when they leave us so young
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-Jesse

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