‘Muppet Police Sketch’ Was Spot On

Posted: February 1, 2014 in breaking news, comedy, humor, popular culture & entertainment, satire, television
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What every black man look like to a 77 year old white woman. A dead eyed ghost.

Yahoo-A police sketch that was publicly mocked for its resemblance to a Muppet actually helped nab a suspect earlier this week in Texas.

The drawing of the man was based on the description given to a forensic artist by two unidentified victims: a 77-year-old woman and her 57-year-old daughter, who were robbed at knifepoint in broad daylight.

Sorry bud, but Officer Picasso nailed it. You never had a chance. As soon as you saw that sketch on the news you should have driven straight to jail and thrown yourself at the court’s mercy. And nice try having nostrils surgically added to your face. It’s still just like looking in a mirror.

Let this be a warning to the rest of you balloon headed, shark eyed, line mouthed criminals out there. You can’t run forever.

Suspect was last seen fleeing on a bicycle:
bike

-Ken

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  1. Richard M Nixon (Deceased) says:

    Reblogged this on Dead Citizen's Rights Society.

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