NFL Hall of Fame 2014: Bullshit

Posted: February 2, 2014 in breaking news, football, humor, manly humor, popular culture & entertainment, Sports
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ESPN- In a nod to both the excellence of those who were in their first years of eligibility as well as those who waited some time for their turns, former Seattle Seahawks tackle Walter Jones, former Tampa Bay Buccaneers linebacker Derrick Brooks and former New York Giants defensive end Michael Strahan were elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame’s Class of 2014 on Saturday. Also voted in were former wide receiver Andre Reed and cornerback Aeneas Williams, as well as defensive end Claude Humphrey and Ray Guy, the first punter ever to make the Hall.

Listen, I understand there are many guys who qualify for the Hall but it may take awhile to get them in due to limited spots. Especially right now at WR, I believe it’s called a ‘log jam’ every single year on sports talk shows, but this is fucking stupid. Andre Reed getting into the HOF before Tim Brown is all politics/hatred. Tim Brown has better numbers than Andre Reed in every single category that could matter (Receptions, TDs, Yards, 1k Seasons, All Purpose Yards) and maybe most importantly, their QBs Pro Bowls, Brown has less. Andre Reed had Jim Kelly as his starting QB for all but 3 years of his career, who is obviously a HOFer, plus Thurman Thomas as the RB who made it to the HOF. You know who Tim Brown had as his QBs? Jay Schreoder, Jeff Hostetler, Jeff George, Rich Gannon, Billy Joe Hobert, Wade Wilson, Steve Buerlein, and good ol’ Todd Marinovich. I’m pretty sure the only time Tim Brown was near a HOFer it was when Jerry Rice stopped in Oakland for a couple years for charity. This shouldn’t even be a conversation, Brown put up better numbers with no name QBs and he also was a great kick/punt returner. But I guess I should be happy because Ray Guy finally made it in after like 40 years.
The other guys that made it fully deserve their spot, especially Brooks, Jones and Williams. Reed may, just not before Mr. Raider. Horseshit.
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PS He should also get credit for being a black guy who won the Heisman at Notre Dame. Come on now.

-Jesse

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