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People- Hold on to your Sorting Hats, Potterheads: J.K. Rowling has just rocked your world. In a new interview, the Harry Potter author, 48, admits she regrets not having Harry and indispensable friend Hermione Granger get together at the end of the series, rather than Hermione and fellow BFF Ron Weasley. Rowling’s interviewer? None other than Hermione herself, AKA Emma Watson, who played the brainy heroine in all the Potter films. “I wrote the Hermione/Ron relationship as a form of wish fulfillment,” Rowling tells Watson for the latest issue of Wonderland, a UK magazine the actress guest edited this month. (Excerpts of the interview were just published in the UK Sunday Times.) “That’s how it was conceived, really. For reasons that have very little to do with literature and far more to do with me clinging to the plot as I first imagined it, Hermione ended up with Ron.”

Gross

Gross


I have to sadly admit that it really bothered me when Ron and Hermione got together. Not only because I was not the only she ended up with, but Ron fucking Weasley is a mook. How is it that the hot girl ends up with the sidekick and Harry ends up with the sidekick’s ugly sister? Bullshit moves all around Rowling, just because your books were giving you billions of dollars doesn’t mean you can just fuck everything up and give Hermione to the weird red headed kid. Write another book ala 50 Shades of Gray with Harry and Hermione and you will run the world.

-Jesse

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