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Debbie Moran and Shaun Coles

Happy Valentine’s Day? What started out as a joke turned into something entirely different after UK resident Shaun Coles listed his long-time girlfriend Debbie Moran for sale on eBay and people actually bid on her.

The highest bid was $1,181.00. More than 50 people bid on Moran, even though selling a person is obviously against the rules on eBay.

The Daily Dot reports that Coles described Moran as an “old woman,” and complained about her inability to do housework.

The photo Coles used was as unflattering as his description; the picture has Moran sprawled on the couch in leggings checking the computer next to what seems to be a pile of trash.

“In all seriousness, I wouldn’t sell her for anything,” Coles insisted on ITV.

“Awww. He’s trying to redeem himself,” Moran said of her boyfriend of 6 years.

Moran told ITV even though she “hated” the photo and was “a bit annoyed” at first, she realized that Coles “didn’t do it maliciously.”

“It’s just a joke that got a bit out of hand.”

This kid is either a genius or a direct descendant of slave traders. (Possibly both? Unlikely.) But he sure has the business sense to know when it’s time to get rid of a non-performing product. Sometimes when something gets too old, or is losing productivity it’s better to sell it while you can still get some money for it. Now he obviously rode this wave out for way too long but at least he’s trying.
Also, are we not entirely sure he isn’t dating/selling his mom? Unless he constantly moisturizes, his woman looks like she’s at least 30 years older. But I do like how she lives the exact same lifestyle as a 20 year old American male. Hanging out in a pile of trash with a laptop and phone nearby. I see what attracted him to her in the first place. If it wasn’t so expensive to ship a cow from the UK I’d put a bid on her. I need a house slave to do all the shit around here that I’m avoiding by writing this blog.

-Ken

My favorite part is how easy going she is about the whole ordeal. Plus, how cool would it be to know your monetary value as a human on the open market? The demand for old, fat, and lazy British women isn’t too strong right now though. I blame Obama.

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