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NBC News- A polar bear has died after eating a coat and a purse that fell into its zoo enclosure, officials said Tuesday. Zookeepers in Stuttgart, Germany, realized the 25-year-old animal, named Anton, had swallowed the items after he began acting strangely and spitting out bits of material, according to Britain’s Times newspaper. They tried to save the bear’s life by feeding him vomit-inducing drugs but he died from severe internal injuries. He could have lived for another 15 years. “There must have been something very tasty in there, something Anton simply could not resist,” Anton’s keepers, Andreas Woessner and Juergen Diesenhofer, told The Times. The animal’s death has prompted the zoo to ramp up their warnings to visitors not to drop items into its enclosures. In the polar bear’s area alone, some 200 children’s shoes have been found in the past 25 years, along with countless other items.

Fucking bitches losing their shit man. I can’t count how many times that my wife or even girlfriends of the past, have lost or misplaced their stuff and man is it infuriating. Like how hard is it to keep track of your coat and purse? Two things you literally wear. Look how bad ass that polar bear looks and he bit the bullet (figuratively) 15 years too soon because a stupid chick was probably trying to take a selfie and dropped her purse and coat in his house. Of course he is going to eat it, he’s a god damn bear. Charge that chick with murder and beat the shit out of all the kids who throw their shoes at Anton. He didn’t ask for that noise.

Polar bears and cows are two of my favorite animals. I will stop doing everything to check them out, including a conversation in the car with my wife as I pass the same group of cows 30 times a week, every week.
-Jesse

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