Roddy White Jailed on Tint Charges and Yes You Read That Correctly

Posted: February 18, 2014 in blown call, breaking news, football, humor, manly humor, popular culture & entertainment, Sports
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Fox Sports- Atlanta Falcons wide receiver Roddy White was arrested in the Atlanta area early Tuesday morning for an outstanding traffic violation. A Gwinnett (Ga.) County police sergeant told FOX Sports 1 the arrest stemmed from a bench warrant that was issued for White’s previous failure to appear in court. The Gwinnett County Sherriff’s Office website lists the warrant as being for “non-transparent mat on windows,” i.e. illegal tint. White spent 77 minutes in Gwinnett County jail before posting a $168 bond. He was released at about 5:30 a.m. ET. The Falcons issued this statement Tuesday: “We are aware of the incident involving Roddy White. We anticipate this will be resolved shortly and we will have no further comment at this time.” White, 32, is Atlanta’s all-time leader in receiving yards with 9,436 on 685 career catches since joining the franchise as a 2005 first-round draft choice. He has caught a pass in a franchise-record 112 consecutive games. White is set to earn $4.5 million next season in the final year of a $48 million contract he signed in 2009.

I will never understand how a rich person gets in trouble for automobile/driving issues. If you make over 500k a year, get a driver. It’s that simple. You can get super fucked up, grab some hookers, blast music, do whatever the fuck you want while a sober white person drives you to and from wherever you want to go. Pay him a good salary with great bonuses and he won’t sell your story to TMZ and will stock the car with condoms and coke. Going to jail, even for 77 minutes, sucks fucking balls both literally and metaphorically for some and all because your tint was too dark. Come on Roddy that’s a rookie move, you’re a vet in the game just hire a god damn limo driver to your payroll. Also please request a release from the Falcons, the Raiders really need a #1 WR, thanks.

-Jesse

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