Time- Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are about to tie the knot, People and E! News report. The celebrity couple hasn’t confirmed the engagement, but according to anonymous sources quoted on People and E! News, the engagement will soon be made official. This week Mila Kunis was spotted with a giant diamond ring on her finger when she was out shopping. The couple has been dating for close to two years and rumors about their engagement have been swirling for months. They met when co-starring on That 70′s Show.

Ashton Kutcher you son of a bitch, you did it again. First you made being severely stupid on TV a big hit. Then you made a bunch of shitty movies and earned a boat load of money. Next you take the ex wife of John YippeKiyaa Motherfucker McClain and make her the hottest MILF ever and marry her. Then you dump her and start dating one of the hottest chicks on the fucking planet. Probably one of the only girls I’ve ever beat it to and she’s not in porn. Just a picture of her drinking ice tea. Unsweetened, sick right? And you’re just going to spit in our faces and marry her??! Fuck you. I’d wish you fall down some stairs and knock your teeth out but 1) you’re still better looking than I ever would be and 2) you made like 10 mill an episode so you can buy even better teeth. This motherfucker took over on the #1 show in all of comedy after the main star smoked too much crack, and he instantly became the highest paid TV guy in history. That’s on the Jeter level of best life. Fucking Kutcher.

Goodbye Mila…Goodbye..









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