LeBron Is A “Goin’ Bald” Mother Fucker

Posted: March 11, 2014 in basketball, blown call, breaking news, comedy, florida, humor, manly humor, popular culture & entertainment, satire, Sports, television
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He has everything in the world but he’s going bald in his 20’s. Such a shame. Now let me explain why it doesn’t fucking matter: A.) he has more money than God. B.) there’s no bitch tall enough to see the top of his head. C.) he can shave his head at anytime and look completely normal. I’ve never seen a black guy with a goofy looking head that shouldn’t be shaved. Doesn’t exist. White guys on the other hand; we’ve gotta be careful. There are some really jacked up white guy skulls out there that look more like a caved in cantaloupe than a head.

-Ken

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