Heath Ledger’s death was hard on us all, but DAAAAMMMMNNNNN!

Here’s a link to the article if you have that kind of time to waste:http://tv.yahoo.com/news/mary-kate-olsen-just-learned-brush-hair-last-174700258.html

Never mind the stupid shit about her not knowing how to brush her hair until recently. I’m not even going to read the article. But apparently instead of learning basic grooming habits she was busy mastering the art of bulimia and chain smoking. I know these girls have had a fast and busy life but Mary-Kate looks a good 10 years older than me but she’s five years younger AND I have a horrible horseshoe pattern bald head! I mean this picture was taken only ten years ago:

19 years old

They must both be sharing one soul. Only logical explanation. Meth heads don’t even age that fast. Either that or she has chosen the wrong holy grail:

-Ken

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