Mila Kunis is Pregnant with Ashton Kutcher’s Baby is the Title of My Suicide Letter

Posted: March 24, 2014 in blown call, breaking news, comedy, Facebook, hot girls, humor, Instagram, manly humor, movies, popular culture & entertainment, superhero, television, Twitter, Youtube
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US Weekly- Mila’s going to be a mommy! Mila Kunis is expecting her first child with fiance Ashton Kutcher, multiple sources confirm to Us Weekly. “This is something they both wanted,” one insider tells Us. “They are both so happy.” Kunis’ pregnancy news comes nearly one month after a source confirmed on Feb. 27 that the Jupiter Ascending actress was engaged to Kutcher. The former That ’70s Show costars and longtime friends first went public with their relationship in spring 2011. Another source says Kutcher is “very happy” with the news of his fiancee’s pregnancy, although he still remains resolutely private about his personal life. “Ashton has been very private and cut off more than he usually is,” the insider tells Us. But, the Two and a Half Men star has been chatting with a longtime pal who is newly-familiar with fatherhood. “He has been talking about kids with Danny Masterson,” the source reveals. (As previously reported by Us, That ’70s Show alum Masterson secretly welcomed a baby girl with his wife Bijou Phillips on Feb. 14.) Kutcher, who was once married to Demi Moore, finalized his divorce from the Margin Call star last November. He shares no children with Moore, although Kutcher did grow close to the 51-year-old star’s three daughters during their marriage. “I know they are planning on being as quiet about their life together as possible,” the insider adds of Kutcher and Kunis.

First Scarlett Johansson now Mila Kunis. What is happening to the world that I used to know and love? The one where the ultra-elite hot girls never got pregnant and just focused on their careers (I.e. doing stupid romantic comedies where they wore very little clothing). Those days were just so simple. You knew you could mindlessly watch some dumb ass movie and stare at Scarlett’s nips poking through a shirt or Mila walk around in boy shorts and never have to worry about Kelso blowing loads in her until one demon seed hung on and knocked her up. Here are some pics that we can all stare at and dream of those better times.





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