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HuffPost- Nick Cannon has been busy promoting his new album, “White People Party Music,” which hits stores on April 1. However, he may have taken his album title a bit too seriously…
The rapper shared photos and videos on his Instagram account of himself in whiteface makeup with blond hair, a new wardrobe and a “skater boy” accent. Cannon captioned the first photo with a series of hashtags, joking about stereotypically white interests. “It’s official… I’m White!!! #WHITEPEOPLEPARTYMUSIC #Wppm in stores April 1st!!!!!!Dude Go Get It!!!Join The Party!!!! #GoodCredit #DogKissing #BeerPong #FarmersMarkets #FistPumping #CreamCheeseEating #RacialDraft “Bro I got drafted!!” he wrote.

I never thought Nick Cannon was funny and this is a complete rip off of Dave Chappelle and the Wayans Brothers. But I fucking love this. Us white people truly have nothing to complain about. I mean eastern European descendant white, not Jewish white, that’s a whole different story. But us real whiteys, what is there to bitch about? We stole from the Indians, we enslaved the Africans, and we refuse to let anyone else but us play hockey. Every 5-10 years if someone from a different racial background wants to wear “white face” I encourage it. Throw that shit in our faces that we’ve had it easy, and even better if you can make a good joke. Poking fun at the “bro culture” of college meat heads is the best way to go. They are either too drunk to understand the joke, too high to care or just cool enough that they can laugh at themselves before a quick game of pong.

Best part of this whole thing is the character’s name. Connor Smallnuts. Right now Gronkowski is checking to see if he is friends with Connor so they can get a good pump in later

PS Fuck you Nick Cannon
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Also Louis C.K. is the man

-Jesse

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