Bye Felicia

Bye Felicia


BET- Six months after Naya Rivera showed up on a red carpet sporting an engagement ring from boyfriend Big Sean, a representative for the rapper told Us Weekly that they will not be getting married any time soon. “After careful thought and much consideration, Sean has made the difficult decision to call the wedding off. The recent rumors and accusations reported by so called or fake sources are simply untrue. Sean wishes Naya nothing but the best and it is still his hope that they can continue to work through their issues privately. We will not be commenting again on this matter,” the rep said. Those rumors include an article claiming that the Detroit rapper cheated on the Glee star. The Us Weekly story quotes a source who confirms that Sean is the one who called off the wedding and that, “Sean did not cheat on Naya and the allegations are 100 percent false and untrue.”

Please

Please

And thank you

And thank you


This will most likely be the one and only time I ever cite BET as my source, but I figured they would know the most in this situation. The only real reason I give a shit about this story is A) She’s super hot, B) She just got fake tits, C) She’s a Raider fan because of D) Her brother is our best TE. I remember seeing her during a game after he scored his first touchdown and it was love at first sight. A guy who can actually catch and a blazing hot girl to celebrate wildly when it happens. Now that the (actually) black Justin Bieber is out of the picture, I think it’s about time I swoop in and make my move. How could she ever turn down the advances of a married man who blogs for free and is pale as the winter moon? Like shooting fish in a barrel.

-Jesse

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