Daily Telegraph- Clooney has proposed to humanitarian lawyer Alamuddin after dating the British beauty for less than a year, sources told the New York Post’s Page Six. Alamuddin, 36, was spotted showing off an engagement ring as she and Clooney, 52, dined at Nobu in Malibu on Thursday night with Cindy Crawford and husband Rande Gerber. A source told Page Six, “George and Amal hoped keep the engagement quiet, but they can’t hide the fact that they are very happy.” When contacted on Friday night by Page Six, Clooney’s rep Stan Rosenfield didn’t confirm or deny the engagement, simply telling us, “I do not comment on his personal life.” While actor and Syria activist Clooney has in the past dated models, waitresses and most recently wrestler Stacy Keibler, he appears to have met his match in accomplished Alamuddin.

The Cloon dog is fucking up. How do you go from the man every other guy wants to be because you have it all, to settling down with a chick that looks like a more plain Anne Hathaway? Ok, I get it, she’s smart, speaks a bunch of languages and maybe you have great conversations with her. Cool. But I guarantee she can’t put the fuck on like ol’ Keibler can. And if the plan is to have kids wouldn’t you want someone that is as good looking as possible? Especially when you are George fucking Clooney you literally can hand pick any girl you come across. Whatever, I guess this is just my jealous rage bleeding through. When you see a guy who has everything and now he’s throwing it all away on a girl who I would’ve bet my child’s life on that her name was Aladdin, you just get a little upset. So good luck Georgie Boy, can’t wait to see what kind of eye brows those kids have, Jesus Christ.


PS Her name is Amal Alamuddin. We all read that as Anal Aladdin right?

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