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TMZ Sports- Heisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston was reportedly busted in Florida last night … for allegedly stealing crab legs from a grocery store. The Florida State quarterback was caught with the legs while leaving a Publix supermarket … this according to SB Nation. According to the report, Winston was never arrested — but did receive a misdemeanor citation and was released. Of course, it’s not Winston’s first brush with the law — he was investigated for allegedly raping an FSU student last year … but was never charged with a crime after officials determined there was not enough evidence to get a conviction.

Well there really isn’t too much to say here. This has to be one of the dumbest things to EVER get in trouble for. Stealing crab legs from a Publix, a place normally known for it’s fantastic subs. But what the fuck Jameis? I lived in Gainesville so I know how the system works, you can go in any restaurant, sign some stuff, take a picture with the owner and you probably won’t have to spend a penny. Steaks, crab, lobster, whatever your heart desires. So why steal from a store? And secondly why do it yourself? Is this like an Aaron Hernandez gang initiation thing? Couldn’t you have just told any of the hundreds of Jameis hang-ons, ‘hey dawg, I’m hungry for some crablegs’ and just make them do it? All the athletic talent in the world can’t fix how stupid people are I guess. I hope they were at least King Crab.

-Jesse

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