Posts Tagged ‘aaron rodgers’

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To the man who has saved Raider Nation.

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To the man who is equal parts Tebow in his humility and love of God, and Aaron Rodgers in his gun-slinging, brass balls, rocket fueled arm.

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To the man who has a bro-mance with Khalil Mack that an out of shape, awkward white guy can only dream of.

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To the man who made sales of guy liner go through the fucking roof (still researching the stats on that one). Happy Birthday. Heal up my friend, we have a big year ahead of us!

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PS If my next child is a boy his middle name will be Derek. Half because of Jeter, half because of Carr.

 

Jesse


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I love this list because it always makes me laugh. GMs and Executives always think they are so fucking smart signing someone who has a big year or two to a decade long contract where the biggest pay days are WELL past their primes. Let’s break down some of the more interesting people on the list.
Floyd has basically dominated the list every year since Tiger got divorced.
Crisitano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi being 2nd and 3rd makes since because people who have never watched soccer know how good they are. Simple as that, worldwide stars.
Aaron Rodgers being the highest paid football player may not seem right to some people but I don’t mind it. 40 million for last year is a little nuts for on the field performance but he is the face of the NFL. He is the future and he will be a/the top QB for years to come.
Matt Stafford, Matt Ryan and Joe Flacco being in the top 10 is fucking great. These are the guys who cashed in on a few good years (only Flacco has anything to show for it) and are now banging the buttholes of their teams cap limits. Good job boys.
The Phillies have 3 guys in the top 25 and they are in last place. I honestly don’t think Ryan Howard and Cliff Lee even play baseball anymore and I refuse to look it up for the correct information. There are 6 guys above anyone on the Yankees at all so all those “you buy your players” people can suck a dick under a bridge. (Thank God A-Rod is suspended and doesn’t count)
Gilbert Arenas. He may not be in the top 25 total but he is the 3rd highest paid NBA player and WASN’T IN THE LEAGUE. There is always someone like that and this time it’s Gilbert. Play on playa.

-Jesse

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US Weekly- Jessica Szohr is giving love another try with Aaron Rodgers, Us Weekly can confirm. The “Gossip Girl” alum and NFL Green Bay Packers quarterback briefly dated back in 2011. “They got back together over the holidays. They spent New Years together with a bunch of mutual friends,” an insider tells Us. “They broke up because her schedule was crazy for awhile and they just couldn’t stay together in that situation but now they have been spending their free time together and things feel good. They fell right back into it.” Indeed, Szohr, 28, and her 30-year-old beau were spotted together on Jan. 27 at the “That Awkward Moment” film after party at Lucky’s Bowling Alley in L.A. “Aaron and Jessica walked in holding hands,” an eyewitness tells Us. The couple were also joined by Szohr’s good friend, Taylor Swift. (The actress was previously featured in Swift’s “22” music video) The trio indulged on flatbread pizzas and had fun bowling. But Swift, 24, also squeezed in some girl talk. The insider adds: “Taylor was overheard giving [Jessica] relationship advice in the ladies room.”

With his ex

With his ex

Just a classic tale of gay NFL QB breaking his boyfriend’s heart, getting pushed out of the closet on social media, denying being gay, then holding hands and bowling with an actress who looks pretty lezbo. Classic. I follow Rodgers on twitter and he barely posts anything. There are celebs who post a lot and some who rarely do and he is the latter so when he does post you notice it. After his boyfriend blew up his spot, he’s been all over Twitter. Joke city and absolute PR move. Now he’s “dating” some chick and holding hands, eating flatbread pizza and bowling with Taylor Swift? Yea sounds real straight to me. He couldn’t do more gay stuff if he tried I mean even the pizza was gay. Everyone knows the straight pizza is hand tossed or pan. Grow up Peter Pan, just fly out of the closet and be yourself.

PS That chick is hot though, most likely lez, but hot all the same
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-Jesse