Posts Tagged ‘arrested’

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NY Daily News- Alec Baldwin was arrested for disorderly conduct in Manhattan on Tuesday, after a flare-up with cops when he was stopped for riding his bicycle against traffic, police said. The hotheaded actor became unruly with officers who asked him for identification after they stopped on Fifth Ave. near 16th St.. in the Flatiron District about 10:15 a.m., cops said. “He became belligerent, yelling and screaming at the officers, ‘I don’t have ID. Just give me the f—–g summonses,'” one police source told the Daily News. Cops cuffed the “30 Rock” star at the scene – a moment captured by a lensman with InTouch Magazine – and hauled him the NYPD’s 13th Precinct. But the foul-mouthed Baldwin didn’t stop arguing over his arrest once he arrived at the E. 21st St. stationhouse. “How old are these officers?” he growled. “They don’t even know who I am.” He was issued summonses for riding a bicycle the wrong way on a street and disorderly conduct before he was released.
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Will they just leave this guy the fuck alone? He is one of the coolest actors ever and the police/paparazzi continuously fuck with him and make his life hell. There are 6 trillion people in NY yet he is arrested, stopped, detained every other day. Just wants to ride his bike and be left alone. He was on the wrong side of the street? Give me a break I watched a lady poop in a bag in the middle of the sidewalk on Park Ave and no one batted an eye. #FreeAlec

-Jesse

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ABC News- Police in Connecticut say Paul Simon and his wife, Edie Brickell, have been arrested on disorderly conduct charges. Police sources tell Eyewitness News that the incident began with a hang up 911 call from the Simon household. When officers arrived, they found evidence of physical violence, describing the injuries as very minor. Both Simon and Brickell were arrested for disorderly conduct and summoned to appear in court Monday morning. Authorities say the charges will most likely be dropped, and there are counseling courses that can be taken. This is first incident like this at the residence, and the chief of police says they nice, low-key residents. Simon is a 12-time Grammy winner and a member of The Songwriters Hall of Fame and the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame – as half of the duo of Simon and Garfunkel and as a solo artist. Brickell’s “What I Am,” recorded with her band the New Bohemians, was a hit in 1988. The two were married in 1992.

I don’t think I fully can comprehend this kind of story. When you listen to “She’s Got Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes” you don’t exactly picture a guy who can get into a physical altercation with his wife. But then again every girl in the world has that bitch switch that can go off one too many times and then one half of Simon and Garfunkel will lay the almighty beat down on a hoe. I would honestly give up a months pay to see Simon fight Garfunkel. Both in mock turtlenecks.
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-Jesse

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Sporting News- Keyshawn Johnson, ex-NFL star and current analyst for ESPN, was arrested early Monday morning on charges of misdemeanor domestic battery, according to TMZSports.com. The website first broke the news that Johnson had an altercation with his ex-girlfriend that resulted in him breaking her phone and injuring her hand. The incident occurred in Calabasas, Calif. Sporting News confirmed that Johnson was released from jail after posting $20,000 bail. Johnson has previously had an encounter in his neighborhood when he confronted the body guards for pop singer Justin Bieber.

First of all, why has no one ever brought up the fact that Keyshawn is the weirdest fucking name ever? Key-shawn. Mind blowingly bad. Secondly I have zero doubt that TMZ sports had nothing to do with breaking this story and one of the billion paparazzi in that neighborhood waiting for a Bieber or Kardashian to fuck up just happened to see this go down. All in all, I’m siding with Keyshawn. Bitches are fucking crazy, especially about their phones. I bet his ex was fucking around with some other dude, he found out, smashed her phone and she hurt her hand slapping the shit out of him. All a girl has to do is file a report and he will be locked up for a domestic. Take it from someone who (doesn’t) know. Keep your head, and your asshole, up Keyshawn, we don’t need you to go from “Just Throw Me the Damn Ball” to “Oh shit I Just Dropped the Damn Soap”.

-Jesse

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ESPN- Los Angeles police arrested San Francisco 49ers linebacker-defensive end Aldon Smith at Los Angeles International Airport on Sunday afternoon after he indicated he was in possession of a bomb. Smith was booked Sunday afternoon, according to LAPD Sgt. Michael Fox. Smith was charged with a false bomb report, which is punishable by up to one year in jail. He posted $20,000 bail Sunday night, according to multiple reports. 49ers general manager Trent Baalke issued a statement saying: “We are disappointed to learn of the incident today involving Aldon Smith. As this is a pending legal matter and we are still gathering the pertinent facts, we will have no further comment.” According to Los Angeles World Airports PIO Sgt. Karla Ortiz, the incident happened as the man, later identified as Smith, was going through Terminal 1 screening and was randomly selected for secondary screening. Smith then became belligerent and uncooperative with the process and with the TSA agent, making a comment indicating that he was in possession of a bomb before proceeding toward the gate area, according to Ortiz.

What an IDIOT! There are certain things you don’t fuck around about and make your life a lot worse. Telling a rape joke on a first date, grabbing a cop’s gun and saying “ooh this is shiny”, and saying ‘bomb’ at any point during a trip that involves a plane. You just don’t do it. This fucking asshole was all pissed he was selected for the random screening and drops a stupid bomb remark and boom, 20 grand later I bet the joke is still not funny. If you don’t want to have your balls cupped randomly by a TSA agent, then fly private homeboy, you have the money, ball out. Otherwise you’re just like everyone else that hates their life and has to walk through the roped lines of doom towards your plane. It’s not a game Focker!

-Jesse

WANTED: Ryan “Bugsy” Malone

CBS Sports-Tampa Bay Lightning left winger Ryan Malone was arrested early Saturday morning under suspicion of cocaine possesion and driving under the influence at 3:23 a.m. in Tampa, Fla. at Platt and Rome Streets.

Malone’s BAC was .112 and .116 according to his booking information, which is over the legal limit in Florida of .08.

Malone was booked at 5:40 a.m. and is being held on $2,500 bond.

“We are aware of the situation concerning Ryan Malone this morning,” Lightning general manager Steve Yzerman said in a statement. “Ryan will not travel with the team to Washington today, but beyond that we cannot comment further at this time.”

Malone is still in custody at the Hillsborough County Jail as of 8:19 a.m. according to the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Department website.

According to WFLA-TV, a Tampa police officer saw Malone hit a curb while driving and pulled the Lightning forward over. The officer then found cocaine in his pants pocket.

Malone was a scratch in the Lightning’s 3-2 win vs. Columbus on Friday night at home and hasn’t played since April 5. He has five goals and has 10 assists in 57 games with the Lightning this season.

Malone has played 10 seasons in the NHL, including four years with his hometown Pittsburgh Penguins and the last six with the Lightning. He was part of the U.S. Olympic Men’s Hockey Team at the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver.

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I can’t remember the last time Malone didn’t do something that made me want to cross check myself into a light pole and this is just another reason to dump him. He has a year left on his contract and it feels like he’s been riding it out for the last two.

And how much of a fuck does he not give to just have a bag of cocaine in his pocket while driving drunk around Tampa at 3:30 in the morning? Gotta stash that shit…..I don’t know…..SOMEWHERE? Anywhere? Other than having it buckled up in his kids car seat I can’t think of a worse place to “hide” it.

-Ken

And no I would not recommend that he “jock” it because hockey players are disgustingly dirty and I guarantee his nuts look like a moldy loaf of bread.

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Fansided- Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay is a bit of a wild child, whether it be because he’s a filthy rich NFL owner or because he’s not dealing with getting old well. Either way, Irsay views himself as a bit of a rock star and he tends to live that way as well. That way of living has landed Irsay in a heap of trouble, as the Colts owner was arrested for drunk driving and the possession of a controlled substance. It’s unclear what the controlled substance was, but this isn’t a good situation for Irsay. So far the exact details of the case are not known, nor is it known what will happen to Irsay. Like with its players, the NFL will monitor the situation and hold Irsay accountable — perhaps more so than the players — for his actions that led to his arrest and jailing

Nothing like waking up on St Patrick’s Day morning and finding out a billionaire (maybe not but close enough) owner of a sports team is arrested for a DUI. How fucking dumb can you get? Every drinker in the world knows the days cops are out like flies trying to catch people drunk and high as shit. New Years, day before Thanksgiving, the 4th, Cinco and St Pattys Day. Even us commoners know to grab a cab or force a buddy to not drink and drive everyone home. How in the shit can a guy with that much money not just order a fleet of Hummer limos to rock out in and not worry about getting arrested? Either way I’d still want him as my team’s owner because he doesn’t give a fuck and I have a sneaky suspicion he loves hookers and that’s my kinda guy.

Chances the controlled substance was anything less than coke? Zero.

-Jesse

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No fucking thank you


TMZ- The Aaron Hernandez jail fight has triggered an internal investigation at Bristol County Jail … with officials gunning to find out how deputies would allow two guys with known beef to come face to face, TMZ Sports has learned. We broke the story … Hernandez — who’s supposed to be a segregated prisoner for his own protection — attacked another inmate in a jail hallway Tuesday and beat the guy up pretty badly. Our sources tell us … it was no secret Aaron and the other guy had been mouthing off at each other for some time … and now officials want to know how in the hell they both ended up in the same hallway at the same time. Now, Bristol County Sheriff Thomas Hodgson says officials are talking to witnesses and checking jail cameras to find out exactly what went down.

It’s no surprise that Aaron Hernandez is a physical freak. Tall, muscular, fast with great hands. Combine that with the fact he’s had to block DEs and OLBs during his career, grew up in the hood, and killed multiple people he becomes someone I would NEVER want to fight especially in jail. Just a horrible idea. Sure he was super rich outside of jail but he’s not some pansy kicker or QB or movie star. He’s the real fucking deal so talking shit to him was a bad idea for starters. However the most interesting part about this whole thing is how did they end up fighting? Hernandez was supposed to be separated from all other inmates in case something like this happens and one day when he is arguing with another guy they end up in the same hallway together? Doesn’t make sense to me but I guess only time will tell. I’ll keep you as updated as TMZ keeps me.

-Jesse