Posts Tagged ‘batman’

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Well that looks fucking awesome. Staying with the Christopher Nolan ‘darker’ theme, having a whole bunch of crazy people running around NYC…I mean Gotham, and a Russell Crowe looking guy playing Gordon is a great touch. Still not sure about Mrs. Will Smith being the bad guy but after that trailer I couldn’t give less of a shit I just want to watch and I want to watch it now! If the show is a hit, the Riddler guy will end up being a star because he is good looking and that part isn’t like a weirdo, it’s a smart role. However the most fun role to watch will be the Penguin guy. Naturally the creepiest looking human I’ve seen in awhile (including Danny DeVito playing the Penguin)
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-Jesse

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Few people can go by just one name and even fewer can do it without forcing it. Beyoncé, Madonna, Moby. All people who refuse to use both names. Someone like Jack Nicholson didn’t have to do shit other than be the coolest motherfucker ever and people know him by just his first name. The man needs literally no introduction so I’m done. Happy Birthday Mr. Nicholson.


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-Jesse

This past January Howard brought in Aaron Eckhart for an interview that I thought was pretty sweet. He seems like a cool dude with the most masculine chin of all time.

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Probably will start wishing two people Happy Birthday instead of just one since there are so many people to chose from. Today we have one of the best actors alive and one of the best girl on girl porn stars to grace to small screen (of my cell phone).
Gary Oldman has too many good scenes for me to include them all. I would literally watch him read the phonebook because each page he could use a completely different accent and never repeat one. Here are a couple of my favorite scenes and some of his “strange” looks
True Romance

State of Grace

Hannibal
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The Fifth Element
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Dracula
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And now Briana Banks. The Briana Loves Jenna video was entered into my Hall of Fame the moment I started watching. At the time they were the hottest blondes in porn and they certainly loved each other many many times. Also she got a DUI at McDonald’s at 9am which is pretty epic.
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-Jesse

Heath Ledger’s death was hard on us all, but DAAAAMMMMNNNNN!

Here’s a link to the article if you have that kind of time to waste:http://tv.yahoo.com/news/mary-kate-olsen-just-learned-brush-hair-last-174700258.html

Never mind the stupid shit about her not knowing how to brush her hair until recently. I’m not even going to read the article. But apparently instead of learning basic grooming habits she was busy mastering the art of bulimia and chain smoking. I know these girls have had a fast and busy life but Mary-Kate looks a good 10 years older than me but she’s five years younger AND I have a horrible horseshoe pattern bald head! I mean this picture was taken only ten years ago:

19 years old

They must both be sharing one soul. Only logical explanation. Meth heads don’t even age that fast. Either that or she has chosen the wrong holy grail:

-Ken

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NME- Tom Hardy has joined the cast of BBC drama Peaky Blinders, it has been revealed. Hardy, who has starred in Hollywood blockbusters including The Dark Knight Rises and Inception, has agreed to feature in the second season of the show and will now reunite with director and writer Steven Knight, who Hardy worked with on last years’ thriller Locke. According to Empire, Hardy will play a charismatic leader who clashes with the show’s protagonist Tommy Shelby, who is played by Cillian Murphy. Peaky Blinders, which is set in Birmingham in 1919 and tells the story of a gang known for sewing razor blades into their caps as they try to rule crime in the city, won critical acclaim when it was aired in 2013 and shooting on the second season is set to begin later this year. It was revealed in October last year that Hardy, who is set to star in the reboot of Mad Max in 2015, has also agreed to take on the role of Elton John in the forthcoming biopic of the piano-playing icon. Titled Rocketman, the film is billed as “a larger-than-life movie musical spectacle that tells the story of a child prodigy turned music legend”. Billy Elliot writer Lee Hall has penned the script.

Tom Hardy is probably my favorite actor right now followed by Bradley Cooper and a handful of others. He can play a rich fancy guy, a dirt bag thug, gay, funny, straight, Bane, Elton John, Al Capone, whatever you need he will play. And it helps he is really good looking and I think those go for both Hardy and Cooper. Bradley would be a harder sell as a tough guy but I think he could pull it off. And if you haven’t seen Peaky Blinders and you are a fan of gangster stuff, you’re surely missing out. The show is very well acted, well done, great stuff. To add in an actor of Tom Hardy’s caliber and star power will bring a SHIT TON to that show and I can’t wait. Also think Rocketman will be good but the Al Capone movie trilogy will be fucking amazing. They need to speed that process up asap.

Top Performances- The Take, Lawless, Bronson, Inception, Warrior
Here are some pictures of my man crush Tom Hardy

Lawless

Lawless

Dark Knight Rises

Dark Knight Rises

Bronson

Bronson

Mad Max Reboot

Mad Max Reboot

Inception

Inception

-Jesse

Sign him up for a Beastie Boys movie, not Superman/Batman

Sign him up for a Beastie Boys movie, not Superman/Batman

Variety- Warner Bros. Pictures has cast Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor and Jeremy Irons will play Alfred in the upcoming Superman-Batman film. The castings, announced Friday, come two weeks after Warner pushed production on the untitled “Superman-Batman” movie to the second quarter of this year and set a release date of May 6, 2016 as the studio departed from a July, 2015 slot. Eisenberg is best known for portraying Facebook co-creator Mark Zuckerberg in “The Social Network,” for which he received an Oscar nomination. “Superman-Batman” is in pre-production with Henry Cavill as Superman and Ben Affleck as Batman. “Man of Steel” director Zack Snyder is helming.

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If you were unsure of how to ruin a franchise, this is exactly how you do it. First you push the release date back a god damn year. Then Ben Affleck as Batman is a stretch, past his chin and the ability to make his voice deep he doesn’t have much else to bring to the role. But the fucking weird kid from Social Network/Adventureland/Zombieland as the most intelligent, evil, ruthless foe Superman has? Go fuck yourself Zack Snyder. This kid has played the same wanna be quick talking Woody Allen character in every single one of his movies, there is no way he can be Luthor. Even in the shitty, yet strangely watchable, Superman Returns they knew to bring in Kevin Spacey for Lex Luthor. I’m sure Bryan Cranston would be more than willing to keep his head shaved for a big paycheck and he would absolutely kill in this part. It’s an iconic role that I can’t even get my mind around how this loser can pull off. Either way I will be there day one because I’m also a loser who has to see every superhero movie ever made. Again, fuck you Snyder.
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Jeremy Irons is a solid Alfred. Guy barely does any movies but he always kills. (Lion King reference)

-Jesse