Posts Tagged ‘bryan cranston’

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Broadway World.com- Lionsgate (NYSE: LGF), a leading global entertainment company, and Saban Brands, a strategic brand management company that acquires and builds global consumer brands, are partnering to develop and produce an original live action feature film based on the iconic Power Rangers property, it was announced today by creator of Power Rangers Haim Saban and Lionsgate Chief Executive Officer Jon Feltheimer. The announcement marks another step in Lionsgate’s continued commitment to build a broad portfolio of Branded properties and franchises with global appeal. Saban launched Mighty Morphin Power Rangers as a live action television series more than 20 years ago, and the series has been in continuous production ever since. It has subsequently grown into one of the world’s most popular and recognizable brands, with toys, apparel, costumes, video games, DVD’s, comic books and other merchandise.

If you are in your 20-30s the Power Rangers were a huge part of your childhood. Every Saturday morning you had the Ninja Turtles, Duck Tales, Power Rangers and then the Care Bears (anyone who says they didn’t watch the Care Bears to try and be a tough guy is a fucking poser. Everyone watched that shit). I had no clue they still made Power Rangers shows and shit but it makes sense, it’s literally a never ending stream of cool shit they can do and stories to tell. I mean look at these bad guys, you can just make up someone new each week without fear of repeating yourself
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But depending on how cheesy or ‘dark’ they make the movie it could go very well or very bad. In ’95 they made one with the original cast and it made like 70 million which is roughly 3 billion dollars in today’s money. And I know every young star in Hollywood is going to fight for a part so here is my dream cast for the new Power Rangers movie. (most are in their 30s because who knows how old the characters are supposed to be, it’s my cast fuck off)
Red Ranger (the funny one)- Ryan Reynolds (let’s hope he doesn’t fuck up this one like he did the other Superhero movies. Last chance Ryan, last chance)
Black Ranger (ninja)- Taylor Lautner (Twilight kid, he did all kinds of ninja shit on SNL)
Blue Ranger (nerd)- Jake Gyllenhaal (still has that October Sky dorkiness but can juice up and kick ass)
Yellow Ranger (tough girl?)- Megan Fox (just imagine her being all bitchy dressed in that leather costume…)
Pink Ranger (the hot chick)- Kaley Cuoco (has to be a chick everyone in the world wants to fuck)
Green Ranger (powerful)- Tom Hardy (he’s the most powerful one in my book! haha..God I’m gay for Tom Hardy)

Well there it is, Ryan Reynolds, Taylor Lautner, Jake Gyllenhaal, Megan Fox, Kaley Cuoco, and Tom Hardy. If that doesn’t scream billion dollar movie then I don’t know what the fuck will. You’re welcome Hollywood, I’ll be expecting my check in the mail.
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-Jesse

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Most days here at Blown Call it’s all tits, ass, and sports. Today evidently is nerd day with every post directly giving me a dork boner with set photos, new trailers, and Christopher Walken dancing mash ups. Here are the latest trailers released for Godzilla and Amazing Spiderman 2.
Spiderman:

Godzilla International Teaser:

Hopefully even more things will be released later so I can at least finish. Blue balls like a mofo people

-Jesse

As I am posting this, I haven’t listened to the interview. But I’ve heard their earlier one and it was amazing so I doubt this is anything but. Enjoy

Special FX look killer

Special FX look killer


I’m not sure how you can top a movie with Jean Reno, Hank Azaria, and Mathew Broderick, but I guess someone is going to try. This movie actually looks pretty bad ass. I love that they won’t show us the monster which everyone and their cat’s uncle knew would happen. Sell the sizzle. The cast is Bryan Cranston (no beard, full head of hair), Aaron Taylor-Johnson, and the new hot Olsen sister. I think that’s pretty solid in itself and Ken Wantabe brings the heat as the token Japanese guy in a Godzilla movie. Only thing missing is Puff Daddy and Jimmy Page.

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-Jesse

I haven’t seen all the movies nominated because I 1) Have a life and 2) Am lying about number 1, but here are my predictions based off of what I have seen or what I can guess going off of other people’s reviews. And these are just the categories I think are worth mentioning. If you care who wins for Best Original Song for a Mini-Series or whatever you’re a fucking loser. 
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Movie Drama – 12 Years A Slave wins, even though Gravity had the early push. The Butler probably would’ve at least been nominated but it was released too early. Timing is everything in sex and movie release dates.

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Movie Comedy- The Wolf of Wall Street is my choice but I think American Hustle will win. Inside Llewyn Davis (I haven’t seen) could easily take it based on the reviews

This motherfucker is BRITISH!

This motherfucker is BRITISH!

Actor Drama- Chiwatel Ejiofor will win in a very competitive race, McConaughey and Hanks would be 2nd and 3rd. 

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Actor Comedy- Leonardo DiCaprio should take it but since I haven’t seen Oscar Isaac in Llewyn Davis I could be wrong. Jaoquin Pheonix was great but I think that movie

Too weird to win

Too weird to win

(Her) may be a little too weird for the voters (ala Lars and the Real Girl a few years back). Christian Bale most likely wins though since he put on a ton of weight and got really ugly. 

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Actress Drama- Emma Thompson wins outright. Unruly bitch in a great film (Saving Mr. Banks)

Great job by Gandolfini too

Great job by Gandolfini too

Actress Comedy- Julia Louis-Dreyfus gave the most realistic performance as an older single mom but Meryl Streep is nominated so I think they have to give her the award. 

Admit it, you would hit it

Admit it, you would hit it

Supporting Actor- Jared Leto (see other blog) give him all the awards. In an effort to have 12 Years A Slave win everything they may give it to Michael Fassbender but really he was just an angry slave guy who sweated a ton. Would be highway robbery to take it from Leto. 

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Supporting Actress- Lupita Nyong’o was absolutely amazing in 12 Years A Slave. For being unknown she stole the film from some great actors/performances

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Director- The spanish guy who directed Gravity. One of the most beautiful films from space even though it wasn’t filmed from space. I don’t know who is nominated for cinematography but The Secret Life of Walter Mitty and Gravity should share it because Walter Mitty was real and amazing and Gravity was fake and amazing. Definitely need a new “F/X” category for cinematography (Thanks James Cameron, you Canadian fuck)

Animated- Despicable Me 2 because of the minions. I want 100 for myself

ugh guys, you stole this look from The Sopranos

ugh guys, you stole this look from The Sopranos

TV Drama- Breaking Bad and if they give it to someone else I will turn off the TV and rewatch the last season while I masturbate to how good it was. 

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TV Comedy- I’m guessing they give it to Modern Family (which I don’t watch) or Big Bang Theory (haven’t watched in years but Kaley Cuoco is hot enough to just give that show the award. Brooklyn 99 is my sleeper. Someone that show is really good.

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TV Actor Drama and Supporting Actor for anything on TV- Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul. Paul gave some of the most gut wrenching performances ever on TV that last season and Cranston was also at his best at the end. Once again, if anyone else gets the awards, TV off, beating this dick to Netflix. 

So those are my guesses, like most things I predict or bet on I will be wrong, so don’t use me as a gambling source (just kidding bet the house!)

 

PS After Chiwetel wins for an incredible job in 12 Years a Slave, I hope they play this clip from his overall best performance in the cinematic masterpiece, Four Brothers

-Jesse