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This video represents reasons number 1 through 8,000 why I would never make it in hockey at ANY level. That and the fact that I can’t stand on skates for longer than 3 seconds without my arms going into high-speed windmills to keep my balance. Me sliding around on ice waiting to get smashed in the face with a puck sounds like a lot of fun and all but just to put my pain tolerance in perspective, I had my teeth cleaned at the dentist yesterday and I winced in pain when she sprayed cold water on my one sensitive tooth. I would literally cry and piss myself to death if my teeth stopped a 100 mph slap shot.


……and then….he hitted the puck at meeeeee!!!!! WAAAAAHHHH!!!!