Posts Tagged ‘hot actresses’

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Two very different types of girls, both hot at some point or another. Jenna used to be the end all be all in porn and now she looks exactly how you’d expect- cracked out, covered in shitty tattoos and old as fuck. Leighton used to be a super good girl and looked innocent and then starred in a shitty Adam Sandler movie where she fucks her brother. But Leighton is still hot as fuck so there’s that. Here are some pics to oogle, and a few honorable mentions.
Jenna (for better or worse)
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Leighton (also while finding pics, apparently she had a sex tape..Yes please)
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Honorable mentions
Kristen Stewart, Dennis Quad, the Hef, and Jay Chandrasekhar the Indian guy from Super Troopers

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One of the greatest actors in either comedy or drama. He rarely if ever turns down a role because he says you learn something new each time and I am eternally grateful for that mindset. Because of that we have Deer Hunter and we have Wedding Crashers. We have The King of New York and we have Batman 2. Has he made some shitty movies? Sure he has. But the constant exposure and different roles has introduced his incredible talent to literally generations of viewers and I hope he never stops. So Hap-py Birth-a-day Mr Walken, I hope you aren’t annoyed at every single person ever trying to imitate your voice!

Also Jessica Szohr
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Notable Mentions: Ewan McGregor, Tanya Tate, Tony Cox, and Al “I Invented the Internet” Gore

-Jesse

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March 26..Today was certainly a good one for celebrity birthdays. On one hand you have a super hot actress that I plan on marrying at some point in my life. On the other you have two guys from the most iconic gangster stories of all time. Kiera Knightley, Michael Imperioli and James Caan all share this day as the glorious moment they left their mother’s vaginas and entered the world. Kiera has always been a huge crush for me. Some say she is too skinny but watch Domino and tell me it doesn’t work for her. The voice, the attitude, the pirate stuff. Add that to the gangsters Sonnie Corleone and Christopher Moltisante and it’s a regular birthday orgasm celebration!
Kiera Knightley
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Michael Imperioli

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James Caan

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Honorable Mentions
Leslie Mann, Leonard Nimoy, Martin Short, Alan Arkin, Steven Tyler, Sara Jean Underwood (google her doing naked yoga)

-Jesse

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US Weekly- Mila’s going to be a mommy! Mila Kunis is expecting her first child with fiance Ashton Kutcher, multiple sources confirm to Us Weekly. “This is something they both wanted,” one insider tells Us. “They are both so happy.” Kunis’ pregnancy news comes nearly one month after a source confirmed on Feb. 27 that the Jupiter Ascending actress was engaged to Kutcher. The former That ’70s Show costars and longtime friends first went public with their relationship in spring 2011. Another source says Kutcher is “very happy” with the news of his fiancee’s pregnancy, although he still remains resolutely private about his personal life. “Ashton has been very private and cut off more than he usually is,” the insider tells Us. But, the Two and a Half Men star has been chatting with a longtime pal who is newly-familiar with fatherhood. “He has been talking about kids with Danny Masterson,” the source reveals. (As previously reported by Us, That ’70s Show alum Masterson secretly welcomed a baby girl with his wife Bijou Phillips on Feb. 14.) Kutcher, who was once married to Demi Moore, finalized his divorce from the Margin Call star last November. He shares no children with Moore, although Kutcher did grow close to the 51-year-old star’s three daughters during their marriage. “I know they are planning on being as quiet about their life together as possible,” the insider adds of Kutcher and Kunis.

First Scarlett Johansson now Mila Kunis. What is happening to the world that I used to know and love? The one where the ultra-elite hot girls never got pregnant and just focused on their careers (I.e. doing stupid romantic comedies where they wore very little clothing). Those days were just so simple. You knew you could mindlessly watch some dumb ass movie and stare at Scarlett’s nips poking through a shirt or Mila walk around in boy shorts and never have to worry about Kelso blowing loads in her until one demon seed hung on and knocked her up. Here are some pics that we can all stare at and dream of those better times.
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I honestly feel bad for her vagina

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Social News- I’ve never seen this episode of iCarly… A scandalous photo of Jennette McCurdy in her underwear leaked onto the internet today. It’s unclear where the photo came from but I doubt the former Nickelodeon star is happy to see it on the internet. McCurdy has a good girl image thanks to her show iCarly and unlike other former Nickelodeon / Disney stars she hasn’t been trying to shed that image. Jennette McCurdy’s scandalous lingerie photo did hit the internet at an interesting time and if you wanted to draw unfounded conclusions from half facts you could guess that the actress’s former boyfriend, Andre Drummond, leaked the photo to the internet. But let’s not throw any accusations around. After all, according to Hollywood Life the two only dated for a short time and never really found a physical connection with one another. McCurdy said: “My first kiss with him was after we had gone laser tagging. I stood on a chair… I sort of went for it. But it wasn’t great. It didn’t go great. No sparks and the mouth… the shapes weren’t right.” So maybe the photo was hacked? Maybe McCurdy accidentally hit reply all? Maybe it isn’t even her in the first place. Regardless of where the photo came from, iCarly fans are pretty happy about it.
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There may be some things unclear about this story, one thing that is clear is I want more. She really must be a goody goody chick because any NBA player with a sack isn’t going to let her get away with just underwear pics. No way no how. I mean who does she think she is? In today’s world if you want to keep a man there better be buttholes in the first picture or it’s to the curb for you. Sure she’s hot but if she sent this to me I’d leak it too just to show her who’s boss…Or beat off to it and beg for more when I was drunk. Either way.

-Jesse

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As gay as this is, the new Wahlburger show has me fucking hooked. There is no rhyme or reason to lie about it, I am jonzing for more episodes. Is it a good show? Not really. There is some cooking, some celebrity behind the scenes stuff, and a shit ton of scripted bullshit. But they got me. When they show the 3 brothers actually interacting and talking shit, that’s the fun stuff. Fucking Wahlbergs.

Oh and Jenny McCarthy
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She is dating Donnie but how possible is it Marky Mark hit that back in the day. Would it be weird if it was like 20 years ago? It’s still your brother…
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-Jesse

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She’s one of the most forgotten hot chicks in history but the second you see her you recognize her as the other dumb girl in Clueless (don’t worry, we’ve all seen it). But these pictures are from 2006 when she was 40. Quick math she is 47. Wow. Evidently being born in 1966 was a really good thing because many good looking people came from that year..
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Halle Berry
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Selma Hayek
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Katherine LaNasa
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Cindy Crawford
And dudes too (no pictures needed here) Patrick Dempsey and Rainn Wilson
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But here is Stacey Dash in all her naked glory
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-Doc