Posts Tagged ‘hot girls’

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Is the second greatest drinking holiday after St Patty’s really dead? In my eyes, yes, yes it is. At first I thought marriage would kill off all my fun black out drinking but I was happily proven wrong. Did it cause a shit ton of fights that I didn’t remember but was the cause of 100% of the time? Yea but who cares, I didn’t remember. Enter child number 1. That really put a halt on the during the week drinking but with a sitter nearby I could still get smashed from time to time. Now we have a second on the way and the sitter isn’t too available these days due to her having her own life so I’m basically saying goodbye to Cinco this year. I will probably (definitely) drink tequila tomorrow with Ken for corn hole but I am sad that I won’t get to black out and try and fight a bunch of other guy’s for hitting on my wife (standing within 15 feet of her and minding their own business). Here is my tribute of hot Spanish girls and people being drunk.

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-Jesse

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Peace bitch

Peace bitch


CBS Sports- Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson has filed for divorce from his wife of over two years, the team announced on Wednesday. Wilson and his wife Ashton were married in January 2012, just three months before Wilson was selected in the third round of the NFL Draft. In somewhat of an odd move, the Seahawks released a statement on Wilson’s behalf (teams don’t usually release statements about a player’s personal life).
“I have made the difficult decision to file for divorce,” Wilson said. “Clearly, decisions like these don’t come easy. Ashton and I respectfully ask for prayers, understanding and privacy during this difficult time. Moving forward, I will have no further comment on this matter.”
The couple met in high school, then had a long-distance relationship while Wilson was at North Carolina State and Ashton was at the University of Georgia. They were engaged in August 2010, just five months before Wilson transfered to Wisconsin.

Hey bro, what's this thing called 'the doggy style'? Are my actual dogs involved?

Hey bro, what’s this thing called ‘the doggy style’? Are my actual dogs involved?


First thing first, this is fucking hilarious. Wasn’t there a huge hoopla over the fact that Russell Wilson was such a good guy, a married guy, one who did gay shit with his wife and Colin Kaepernick was an asshole for being young, rich and banging chicks? I guess a Super Bowl ring changes all that, huh Rus? Not that I imagine there is too much super hot young puss running around Seattle but anything is better than being married after you win the Super Bowl and are going to get a HUGE pay increase in the next year or so. Add in the fact that he was just chilling with Gronk on the set of Entourage and I can only imagine how horrible it would be to have that ball and chain around when you get home. Christ the things he learned from Gronk would make Ron Jeremy blush. Can’t really start asking for anal after two years of missionary while looking at pictures of your dog. And who the fuck has their team do the press release? Only the guy who wants every cheerleader and cleat chaser in the tri-state area to get the message..I’m single bitches, line up!
I'd rather eat poison than leave this party for my wife (if I were Russell of course)

I’d rather eat poison than leave this party for my wife (if I were Russell of course)


Ps How many dudes did this chick get railed by while at Georgia? Is 4000 too low of a number?

-Jesse

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Two very different types of girls, both hot at some point or another. Jenna used to be the end all be all in porn and now she looks exactly how you’d expect- cracked out, covered in shitty tattoos and old as fuck. Leighton used to be a super good girl and looked innocent and then starred in a shitty Adam Sandler movie where she fucks her brother. But Leighton is still hot as fuck so there’s that. Here are some pics to oogle, and a few honorable mentions.
Jenna (for better or worse)
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Leighton (also while finding pics, apparently she had a sex tape..Yes please)
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Honorable mentions
Kristen Stewart, Dennis Quad, the Hef, and Jay Chandrasekhar the Indian guy from Super Troopers

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The woman once called the “Hottest Girl In Porn” and one ninth of the Wu-Tang Clan both celebrate their birthdays on April Fool’s Day. It makes sense when you think of it. Jenna was a porn star with 299 films ‘under her belt’ (get it? her vagina) and now she has left porn to start the XXXchurch for other fellow porn people. Almost seems like an April Fool’s prank. And Method Man is funny as shit so I’m sure he has pulled his fair share of stunts like “Hey, Redman and I are going to make a TV show! Just kidding it’s cancelled after the first 15 minutes!”. Either way here are some of the more memorable moments from the April Fool’s Day babies, Jenna and Meth!
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Jenna Presley
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One of the greatest actors in either comedy or drama. He rarely if ever turns down a role because he says you learn something new each time and I am eternally grateful for that mindset. Because of that we have Deer Hunter and we have Wedding Crashers. We have The King of New York and we have Batman 2. Has he made some shitty movies? Sure he has. But the constant exposure and different roles has introduced his incredible talent to literally generations of viewers and I hope he never stops. So Hap-py Birth-a-day Mr Walken, I hope you aren’t annoyed at every single person ever trying to imitate your voice!

Also Jessica Szohr
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Notable Mentions: Ewan McGregor, Tanya Tate, Tony Cox, and Al “I Invented the Internet” Gore

-Jesse

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She won the AVN Performer of the Year 2014 and should win for her tweets too. She is fetish hot, which means covered in tattoos from head to toe and all around her tits aka I only watch her stuff when I’m hungover and hate myself. Also she’s just like Jason Kidd where she exudes pure sexuality but I have no clue what ethnicity she is. Makes her even hotter. And she’s a Raiders fan.
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US Weekly- Mila’s going to be a mommy! Mila Kunis is expecting her first child with fiance Ashton Kutcher, multiple sources confirm to Us Weekly. “This is something they both wanted,” one insider tells Us. “They are both so happy.” Kunis’ pregnancy news comes nearly one month after a source confirmed on Feb. 27 that the Jupiter Ascending actress was engaged to Kutcher. The former That ’70s Show costars and longtime friends first went public with their relationship in spring 2011. Another source says Kutcher is “very happy” with the news of his fiancee’s pregnancy, although he still remains resolutely private about his personal life. “Ashton has been very private and cut off more than he usually is,” the insider tells Us. But, the Two and a Half Men star has been chatting with a longtime pal who is newly-familiar with fatherhood. “He has been talking about kids with Danny Masterson,” the source reveals. (As previously reported by Us, That ’70s Show alum Masterson secretly welcomed a baby girl with his wife Bijou Phillips on Feb. 14.) Kutcher, who was once married to Demi Moore, finalized his divorce from the Margin Call star last November. He shares no children with Moore, although Kutcher did grow close to the 51-year-old star’s three daughters during their marriage. “I know they are planning on being as quiet about their life together as possible,” the insider adds of Kutcher and Kunis.

First Scarlett Johansson now Mila Kunis. What is happening to the world that I used to know and love? The one where the ultra-elite hot girls never got pregnant and just focused on their careers (I.e. doing stupid romantic comedies where they wore very little clothing). Those days were just so simple. You knew you could mindlessly watch some dumb ass movie and stare at Scarlett’s nips poking through a shirt or Mila walk around in boy shorts and never have to worry about Kelso blowing loads in her until one demon seed hung on and knocked her up. Here are some pics that we can all stare at and dream of those better times.
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