Posts Tagged ‘kaley cuoco’

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Broadway World.com- Lionsgate (NYSE: LGF), a leading global entertainment company, and Saban Brands, a strategic brand management company that acquires and builds global consumer brands, are partnering to develop and produce an original live action feature film based on the iconic Power Rangers property, it was announced today by creator of Power Rangers Haim Saban and Lionsgate Chief Executive Officer Jon Feltheimer. The announcement marks another step in Lionsgate’s continued commitment to build a broad portfolio of Branded properties and franchises with global appeal. Saban launched Mighty Morphin Power Rangers as a live action television series more than 20 years ago, and the series has been in continuous production ever since. It has subsequently grown into one of the world’s most popular and recognizable brands, with toys, apparel, costumes, video games, DVD’s, comic books and other merchandise.

If you are in your 20-30s the Power Rangers were a huge part of your childhood. Every Saturday morning you had the Ninja Turtles, Duck Tales, Power Rangers and then the Care Bears (anyone who says they didn’t watch the Care Bears to try and be a tough guy is a fucking poser. Everyone watched that shit). I had no clue they still made Power Rangers shows and shit but it makes sense, it’s literally a never ending stream of cool shit they can do and stories to tell. I mean look at these bad guys, you can just make up someone new each week without fear of repeating yourself
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But depending on how cheesy or ‘dark’ they make the movie it could go very well or very bad. In ’95 they made one with the original cast and it made like 70 million which is roughly 3 billion dollars in today’s money. And I know every young star in Hollywood is going to fight for a part so here is my dream cast for the new Power Rangers movie. (most are in their 30s because who knows how old the characters are supposed to be, it’s my cast fuck off)
Red Ranger (the funny one)- Ryan Reynolds (let’s hope he doesn’t fuck up this one like he did the other Superhero movies. Last chance Ryan, last chance)
Black Ranger (ninja)- Taylor Lautner (Twilight kid, he did all kinds of ninja shit on SNL)
Blue Ranger (nerd)- Jake Gyllenhaal (still has that October Sky dorkiness but can juice up and kick ass)
Yellow Ranger (tough girl?)- Megan Fox (just imagine her being all bitchy dressed in that leather costume…)
Pink Ranger (the hot chick)- Kaley Cuoco (has to be a chick everyone in the world wants to fuck)
Green Ranger (powerful)- Tom Hardy (he’s the most powerful one in my book! haha..God I’m gay for Tom Hardy)

Well there it is, Ryan Reynolds, Taylor Lautner, Jake Gyllenhaal, Megan Fox, Kaley Cuoco, and Tom Hardy. If that doesn’t scream billion dollar movie then I don’t know what the fuck will. You’re welcome Hollywood, I’ll be expecting my check in the mail.
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-Jesse

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CNN- Lupita Nyong’o is having quite the ride. The “12 Years a Slave” actress has won an Oscar for best supporting actress, signed a deal with cosmetics giant Lancôme to become its first black ambassador, and now People magazine has bestowed one of its highest honors on her – “Most Beautiful person for 2014.” The Mexican-born Kenyan beauty joins a cast of Hollywood A-listers who have headed the list, including Julia Roberts, Cindy Crawford, Tom Cruise and Beyonce. This year she topped others on the list including “The Americans” star Keri Russell, singer Pink and Johnny Depp’s future wife, actress Amber Heard.

I think People Magazine had their hearts in the right place for this, but this is not an emotional category. She was great in the movie ’12 Years a Slave’ and she won the Oscar for it which was well deserved but this is just horseshit. Is she repulsive? Of course not. Most beautiful in the world? Cooooommmmmee oonnnnnnnn

Just one look at the other 3 people CNN listed and you have better looking women. Amber Heard is fucking breathtaking. Yeah, she’s so hot I had to use the gayest word to describe her. Fucking Johnny Depp. All in all I’m sure it’s really nice for her to win but this is pure, outright highway robbery.

My choices for who should’ve won
Amber Heard
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Blake Lively
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Kaley Cuoco
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And the Hottest Chick in the Streets Right Now…Emma Watson

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She is cut your own dick off with a spoon hot.

-Jesse

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Vulture- The Big Bang Theory’s Jim Parsons will host Saturday Night Live on March 1, with Beck as musical guest, NBC announced this afternoon. This is Parsons’s first time hosting, and Beck’s seventh time as musical guest, not including the time he played alongside Mick Jagger on the 2012 season finale. Beck’s first time on SNL was back in 1997 (host: Kevin Spacey), which is before Parsons even had an IMDb credit. And now look at them! Parsons has three Emmys; Beck has three Grammys; SNL brings people together, etc.

That will be a great SNL to watch because I think Jim Parson’s is one of the best comedic actors out there and he’s weird enough that the writers can come up with good sketches. He doesn’t seem uptight so I doubt he will take himself too serious or try too hard. The weird thing is why the fuck is Beck going to be there? I thought he died or just disappeared. Has he had a hit in a decade or two? The Big Bang Theory is the top rated comedy, with Modern Family, and Parson’s is the biggest star so why is he paired with a loser from the 90’s? At least get someone who goes along with him, maybe Macklemore or some other gay rights person. Maybe this is when Beck comes out of the closet, who knows. Either way I’ll watch and skip the music like I always do.

Obligatory Kaley Cuoco picture

Bazinga

Bazinga

-Jesse

I haven’t seen all the movies nominated because I 1) Have a life and 2) Am lying about number 1, but here are my predictions based off of what I have seen or what I can guess going off of other people’s reviews. And these are just the categories I think are worth mentioning. If you care who wins for Best Original Song for a Mini-Series or whatever you’re a fucking loser. 
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Movie Drama – 12 Years A Slave wins, even though Gravity had the early push. The Butler probably would’ve at least been nominated but it was released too early. Timing is everything in sex and movie release dates.

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Movie Comedy- The Wolf of Wall Street is my choice but I think American Hustle will win. Inside Llewyn Davis (I haven’t seen) could easily take it based on the reviews

This motherfucker is BRITISH!

This motherfucker is BRITISH!

Actor Drama- Chiwatel Ejiofor will win in a very competitive race, McConaughey and Hanks would be 2nd and 3rd. 

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Actor Comedy- Leonardo DiCaprio should take it but since I haven’t seen Oscar Isaac in Llewyn Davis I could be wrong. Jaoquin Pheonix was great but I think that movie

Too weird to win

Too weird to win

(Her) may be a little too weird for the voters (ala Lars and the Real Girl a few years back). Christian Bale most likely wins though since he put on a ton of weight and got really ugly. 

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Actress Drama- Emma Thompson wins outright. Unruly bitch in a great film (Saving Mr. Banks)

Great job by Gandolfini too

Great job by Gandolfini too

Actress Comedy- Julia Louis-Dreyfus gave the most realistic performance as an older single mom but Meryl Streep is nominated so I think they have to give her the award. 

Admit it, you would hit it

Admit it, you would hit it

Supporting Actor- Jared Leto (see other blog) give him all the awards. In an effort to have 12 Years A Slave win everything they may give it to Michael Fassbender but really he was just an angry slave guy who sweated a ton. Would be highway robbery to take it from Leto. 

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Supporting Actress- Lupita Nyong’o was absolutely amazing in 12 Years A Slave. For being unknown she stole the film from some great actors/performances

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Director- The spanish guy who directed Gravity. One of the most beautiful films from space even though it wasn’t filmed from space. I don’t know who is nominated for cinematography but The Secret Life of Walter Mitty and Gravity should share it because Walter Mitty was real and amazing and Gravity was fake and amazing. Definitely need a new “F/X” category for cinematography (Thanks James Cameron, you Canadian fuck)

Animated- Despicable Me 2 because of the minions. I want 100 for myself

ugh guys, you stole this look from The Sopranos

ugh guys, you stole this look from The Sopranos

TV Drama- Breaking Bad and if they give it to someone else I will turn off the TV and rewatch the last season while I masturbate to how good it was. 

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TV Comedy- I’m guessing they give it to Modern Family (which I don’t watch) or Big Bang Theory (haven’t watched in years but Kaley Cuoco is hot enough to just give that show the award. Brooklyn 99 is my sleeper. Someone that show is really good.

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TV Actor Drama and Supporting Actor for anything on TV- Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul. Paul gave some of the most gut wrenching performances ever on TV that last season and Cranston was also at his best at the end. Once again, if anyone else gets the awards, TV off, beating this dick to Netflix. 

So those are my guesses, like most things I predict or bet on I will be wrong, so don’t use me as a gambling source (just kidding bet the house!)

 

PS After Chiwetel wins for an incredible job in 12 Years a Slave, I hope they play this clip from his overall best performance in the cinematic masterpiece, Four Brothers

-Jesse

MSN – “We’re dear friends, still. Kaley’s not just an ex, she’s a part of my life,” Galecki tells the December issue of CBS Watch! magazine. So, why has he never mentioned their past before? “I just don’t like to speak about it. And not because I’m trying to be enigmatic; I just worry that it will conflict with people’s acceptance of Leonard and Penny,” he says of the pair’s TV characters on the “Big Bang Theory.” “I get the curiosity, but I don’t want to distract from the story.”

How in the fuck did the weird grungy (99% positive he was gay) kid from Roseanne take down one of the hottest chicks on the planet? On the show Kaley is so unbelievably hot she makes me want to learn science shit so I could one day be such a nerd I could live next to a girl like that and use my skills to create a love potion that will force her to fall in love with me and feed me grapes all day. So hot she makes me write stupid shit like I just did. Fuckin’ Galecki, slaying one of the hottest girls in the world and doesn’t even make a peep about it. Hung like a god damn horse I bet too. tumblr_lnq4l4xPid1qdybqu Kaley-Cuoco-Maxim-March-2010

Plus how many dudes can sit there and say they banged a chick before Superman.

 

Jesse