Posts Tagged ‘music’

This is a longer interview but FULL of information. I’ve always known about Pharrell, like anyone else, and I knew he was a producer and sometime singer/rapper. I had no fucking clue how many hits this guy has written and produced. And now he is the top musician in the world with like 15 number one hits. Fucking unbelievable. He is absolutely a genius and talks about everything and anything Howard asks. If you have the time, listen to this.
Still hate that fucking hat.
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-Jesse

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If there was a computer program that could analyze a band’s entire catalogue and then create it’s own song based on all the data that it collected then Judas Priest owns the fuck out of that program. They even have the deluxe edition that comes with a song name and album art generator.
Redeemer Of Souls? Of course that’s the name. Couldn’t be anything else.

-Ken

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ABC News- Police in Connecticut say Paul Simon and his wife, Edie Brickell, have been arrested on disorderly conduct charges. Police sources tell Eyewitness News that the incident began with a hang up 911 call from the Simon household. When officers arrived, they found evidence of physical violence, describing the injuries as very minor. Both Simon and Brickell were arrested for disorderly conduct and summoned to appear in court Monday morning. Authorities say the charges will most likely be dropped, and there are counseling courses that can be taken. This is first incident like this at the residence, and the chief of police says they nice, low-key residents. Simon is a 12-time Grammy winner and a member of The Songwriters Hall of Fame and the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame – as half of the duo of Simon and Garfunkel and as a solo artist. Brickell’s “What I Am,” recorded with her band the New Bohemians, was a hit in 1988. The two were married in 1992.

I don’t think I fully can comprehend this kind of story. When you listen to “She’s Got Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes” you don’t exactly picture a guy who can get into a physical altercation with his wife. But then again every girl in the world has that bitch switch that can go off one too many times and then one half of Simon and Garfunkel will lay the almighty beat down on a hoe. I would honestly give up a months pay to see Simon fight Garfunkel. Both in mock turtlenecks.
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-Jesse

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TMZ- Leonardo DiCaprio is good looking, an amazing actor and … quite possibly the worst dancer at Coachella — unless this video of him getting his groove on is someone else. The video was posted online Saturday night — it was later removed — and appears to be 13 amazing seconds of Leo dancing terribly during MGMT’s set. We found it hard to believe it’s Leo in the video … but after searching through tons of photos he appears to have been wearing the same thing for most of the day.
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I think it’s pretty cool that celebrities will attend these music festivals and actually walk through the crowds and interact with the normal folk that are hopped up on acid and dirt. I’m sure they could section off an area where the rich and famous could party and not be kicked in the nuts but some asshole named Dan but they choose to try and be normal for a weekend and I commend them on that. I would be so far away from the mosh pit you’d think I was still in Sarasota writing a blog from the comfort of my living room. Someone like Aaron Paul who is a cool ass dude and not SUPER famous is a staple at these events but Leo is on a whole different planet when it comes to popularity so to see him busting a move is priceless. Is there a chance it’s not him? Sure but why believe something isn’t true when it’s more fun to think that it is. Glass half full over here. Another reason I think it’s him is because TMZ also has video from his birthday where he is going HAM (Hard As a Motherfucker) to some rap music and his moves look pretty similar. Good looks? Check. Insane acting talent? Check. God awful dancer but it doesn’t matter since he gets more pussy than Jesus? Check check check.

-Jesse

I think this is a good edition of Is She Hot? because many people may not know who Ashley All Day is. I actually found out about her because I follow Mac Miller on Twitter and he has talked about her a bunch and I watched her YouTube video “Lean”. And I am very torn as to whether or not I can say “Ashley All Day is hot” because of a few very specific reasons. So here are some pictures, her videos and my Pro and Con list, please help me decide if she is hot or not!
Pros: Super hot face, great body, tattoos, probably a Raiders fan, mixed, most likely can beat my ass, maybe lesbian
Cons: Chain smokes cigs in a gangster way, pretty hood, most likely can beat my ass, good chance has taken dongs bigger than my leg


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Sure you beat us today 1-0, but this fucking loser is from your country, not ours

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Rolling Stone- Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band have announced dates for their spring 2014 U.S. tour. It kicks off April 8th at Cincinnati, Ohio’s U.S. Bank Arena and wraps up May 18th with a two-night stand at the Mohegan Sun in Uncasville, Connecticut. Tickets go on sale beginning February 14th at 10:00 a.m. EST. The tour focuses largely on markets that Springsteen skipped on his 2012 North American tour in support of Wrecking Ball. “As much as we played, we didn’t get to Texas, where I love to play,” Springsteen told Rolling Stone late last year. “We didn’t get to Florida. There were some other places we didn’t get on that entire tour. It might be fun to get back to some of those places.”

That’s how a Boss handles his shit. Skips out on Texas and Florida on his past tour, heads straight to the nearest arena to Blown Call Sports to rock our fucking faces off. I would rather chop of this schlong (upsetting women nowhere) than miss this concert. I’d love to say there are a bunch of chances to see Bruce play but that’s not entirely true. One day he will stop and I’m not going to miss him when he plays 20 mins from my front door.
Here’s the entire schedule
4/8 – Cincinnati, OH – U.S. Bank Arena
4/12 – Virginia Beach, VA – Farm Bureau Live at Virginia Beach
4/15 – Columbus, OH – Nationwide Arena
4/17 – Nashville, TN – Bridgestone Arena
4/19 – Charlotte, NC – Time Warner Cable Arena
4/22 – Pittsburgh, PA – Consol Energy Center
4/24 – Raleigh, NC – PNC Arena
4/26 – Atlanta, GA – Aaron’s Amphitheatre at Lakewood
4/29 – Sunrise, FL – BB&T Center
5/1 – Tampa, FL – MidFlorida Credit Union Amphitheatre
5/3 – New Orleans, LA – Jazz & Heritage Festival
5/6 – Houston, TX – Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion
5/13 – Albany, NY – Times Union Center
5/14 – Hershey, PA – Hersheypark Stadium
5/17 – Uncasville, CT – Mohegan Sun
5/18 – Uncasville, CT – Mohegan Sun

What a way to follow up Tampa with the Jazz Festival. Just tons of hot hippy chicks all horned up from the Boss.

-Doc