Posts Tagged ‘naked girls’

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Probably will start wishing two people Happy Birthday instead of just one since there are so many people to chose from. Today we have one of the best actors alive and one of the best girl on girl porn stars to grace to small screen (of my cell phone).
Gary Oldman has too many good scenes for me to include them all. I would literally watch him read the phonebook because each page he could use a completely different accent and never repeat one. Here are a couple of my favorite scenes and some of his “strange” looks
True Romance

State of Grace

Hannibal
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The Fifth Element
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Dracula
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And now Briana Banks. The Briana Loves Jenna video was entered into my Hall of Fame the moment I started watching. At the time they were the hottest blondes in porn and they certainly loved each other many many times. Also she got a DUI at McDonald’s at 9am which is pretty epic.
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-Jesse

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The story of a Duke freshman who is a porn star to pay for school was a huge story. People couldn’t believe a nice, smart girl would get fucked on camera and be proud that it pays for her books and shit. But do you know what sucks worse than blowing a dude on camera (not that I know), paying back student loans until you are 90 god damn years old. Duke costs 60k a year and after 4 years you have a degree and a job at Starbucks waiting for you. Or you can let a girl lick your asshole on tape and walk away with zero debt. Pretty easy choice if you ask me. Here is her Twitter with all the naked pictures you can imagine.

https://twitter.com/belle_knox

-Jesse

PornHub Helping Out On Valentine's Day

Normally 5 free views, today it’s unlimited! Enjoy your 10 hour jerk off session. I recommend normal teen stuff, BJ, POV, Threesome, Gangbang, Party, then end with Bukakke and just hate yourself for hours after

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I have never worn a piece of their clothing, nor have I ever stepped foot into one of their stores, but if they keep using pages like this for their advertising, I’m all in on American Apparel. Even after the whole bush in the ads debacle.

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It gets way better, click the link. Do it. You need a break from Miss Colorado.
http://americanapparel.tumblr.com/