Posts Tagged ‘sex tape’

Couple things, this movie looks pretty shitty. I’ve already seen Bad Teacher with these two and I know it doesn’t work. Two, Jason Segal is one of the ugliest people in the movie business. They couldn’t make this with Cameron Diaz and someone that’s actually handsome? No one in the world would want to see those two having sex. Thirdly, how many fucking times do they have to mention and Apple product by name? Jesus Christ we get it, you guys will get the iPhone 6 before everyone else, cool. The only thing that could make this movie decent is a ton of naked Cameron Diaz but 100 bucks says we get to see Jason Segal’s tiny dick again instead.

-Jesse

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One of the “Brat Pack”, the bad guy from Tommy Boy, Soda Pop Curtis from the Outsiders and possibly the most handsome man over the age of 40 that’s not John Stamos or Brad Pitt. How could you not listen? Oh and he is most likely the first celebrity to have a sex tape leaked and this was on VHS. With an underage chick. Christ.

-Jesse

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Two very different types of girls, both hot at some point or another. Jenna used to be the end all be all in porn and now she looks exactly how you’d expect- cracked out, covered in shitty tattoos and old as fuck. Leighton used to be a super good girl and looked innocent and then starred in a shitty Adam Sandler movie where she fucks her brother. But Leighton is still hot as fuck so there’s that. Here are some pics to oogle, and a few honorable mentions.
Jenna (for better or worse)
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Leighton (also while finding pics, apparently she had a sex tape..Yes please)
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Honorable mentions
Kristen Stewart, Dennis Quad, the Hef, and Jay Chandrasekhar the Indian guy from Super Troopers

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She’s famous because she has a big ass, her dad got OJ off a murder rap, and she fucked a singer in a sex tape. She’s dated every single athlete that’s single and black, and now she’s married as has a kid with the crazy Kanye West. Like most people when she is dressed up she looks great, when she isn’t not so much. She gains weight, she loses weight, she’s openly called a whore, maybe for good reason. But here we go, is Kim Kardashian hot?

Pros: Pretty face, big ass, good sized boobs, can take a dick (check the tape), tan, hot sisters
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Cons: Ugly sister, big ass, whore, only dates black guys (can be a problem for white irish kids), stupid, really bad crying face
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-Jesse

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It has been brought to my attention that the PornHub link no longer works, so here is a new link for the full video of the number one sex tape in America

 

http://www.xatwork.com/video/GirlsDoPorn_KristyAlthaus

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Gawker- Kristy Althaus, runner-up in the Miss Colorado Teen USA 2012 pageant—one of the feeder pageants for Donald Trump’s Miss Universe operation—seems to have lost her status as the second-best Colorado teen of 2012 after a porn video apparently featuring her emerged on the internet last week. A tipster directed us to a video posted January 24 on the GirlsDoPorn.com website starring a woman who bears a strong resemblance to Althaus, the woman in red in the video above. On Tuesday, a longer clip from the video on imagepost.com identified its star as a “Miss Teen Colorado Runner Up.” Both links are very NSFW. In the video, a man who is off-camera asks the dark-haired star how old she is. “I’m 18,” she replies. “And this is definitely your first adult video?” “Yes, it is,” she says. In that fall 2012 pageant, Althaus was one spot away from traveling to New York as her state’s representative to the Miss Teen USA pageant—and she could vault into the national spotlight if, as the emcee said, the champion “is unable to fulfill her reign.”
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Here’s the link to her (full length) alleged video THIS LINK DOESN’T WORK ANYMORE. NEW BLOG HAS NEW LINK
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1466842919

Another one bites the dust, as they say. Apparently becoming a teen pageant queen is not very lucrative or these chicks just love to fuck on camera. Either way, Blown Call fully supports their decisions. Who wouldn’t? Like how can anyone try and shame these girls? Their whole lives they are told how beautiful they are, how pretty they are, how hot they are, and you expect them to sit in class all day studying chemistry and shit? These girls are going to gravitate to the nearest profession that continues to blow up their egos about how hot they are and pays the most, which is porn. Sure they are going to have to work their way up the ladder and do some weird shit, but one day they could be the next Jesse Jane, Kayden Kross, or Riley Reid and rake in the dough. And I say good luck girls, I’m sure I will be fully supporting your career by not paying for your videos due to the unlimited amount of free sites.

-Jesse

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Yardbarker- TMZ reported on Tuesday evening that somebody is attempting to sell off a sex tape involving the former first round pick and current Indianapolis running back. The story claims that the tape shows Richardson “engaged in an orgy with at least three women.” Richardson’s camp had not commented on the TMZ report as of Wednesday morning.

Trent Richardson really needs to team up with DWade on this whole “3” thing. Think about it..#3 in college, 3rd pick in the draft, #33 in Cleveland, averaging 3 yards a carry, probably drafted number 3 in your fantasy draft and is now either your RB3 or on the bench, and he banged 3 chicks in a sex tape. Now that I add all that up, fuck DWade, that’s far too many 3’s in TRich’s life to ignore. And will I watch this, maybe maybe not. I don’t really need to see a guy with a bigger dick than I have bang chicks hotter than I can bang. Hasn’t stopped me before though so when it hits PornHub we’ll get our answer.

Jesse