Posts Tagged ‘tim tebow’

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To the man who has saved Raider Nation.

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To the man who is equal parts Tebow in his humility and love of God, and Aaron Rodgers in his gun-slinging, brass balls, rocket fueled arm.

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To the man who has a bro-mance with Khalil Mack that an out of shape, awkward white guy can only dream of.

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To the man who made sales of guy liner go through the fucking roof (still researching the stats on that one). Happy Birthday. Heal up my friend, we have a big year ahead of us!


PS If my next child is a boy his middle name will be Derek. Half because of Jeter, half because of Carr.



All World Starting Line Up

All World Starting Line Up

Seeing as how we’re a sports blog it only seems fitting that we say something about the biggest sporting event of the year. Not sure why I’ve been putting it off for so long. Probably has something to do with the fact that my team isn’t going anywhere near a Super Bowl in my lifetime.
But I have found comfort in some unexpected places. That’s right, Puppy Bowl X is going to melt all of my depression and anxiety away. And my team is stacked this year, so don’t even bother showing up.


McDaniels Seen Here Sitting on a Fat Dick

CLEVELAND (AP) Josh McDaniels’ second chance as an NFL head coach won’t be with the Browns.

McDaniels, labeled a favorite to take over in Cleveland, removed himself from consideration for the Browns’ opening Wednesday, a person familiar with the decision told The Associated Press. McDaniels pulled his name after learning he was not the front-runner for the job, said the person who spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the situation.

ESPN first reported McDaniels’ withdrawal.

McDaniels interviewed with Browns owner Jimmy Haslam and CEO Joe Banner last weekend, when the Patriots had a first-round bye in the AFC playoffs. McDaniels, fired as Denver’s coach in 2010 after 28 games, confirmed he met with the Browns but did not elaborate on the interview and said “I’m fortunate to have the job I have and I love being here. I love doing what I’m doing.”

Look, I’ve been a lifelong Browns fan for some godforsaken reason. I can safely say that I am an authority on spotting a retarded coach or completely incompetent front office. The worst of the worst has been employed here. Pat Shurmur. Romeo Crenel. Butch Davis had a goddamn panic attack and quit on the spot. The list goes on but I’m not trying to write a book here. The point is, Josh McDaniels is a poster boy for shit coaches; he has the locker room destroying capabilities of a Lane Kiffen or Todd Haley, the drafting prowess of a Matt Millen and a career winning percentage worse than Eric Mangini. And this stiff was even a consideration?! Fucking ground hog day in Cleveland. Can’t wake up from this nightmare.
But in all honesty, this whole story stinks and it sounds like the Browns are covering their ass in some way. It’s like the loser kid who asked out a disgusting girl to the dance thinking there was no way she would say no, and when she did he turned it around and said she couldn’t deal with competing against all the other ass he had waiting on hand. It’s nice to know the dumb fucks running the team I love have the maturity level of a 7th grader.