Posts Tagged ‘youtube’

Two things..Terry Crews has to be on juice, right? In all reality I do not think he is but there can be no other explanation for being that in shape at his age. You know outside of hard work, a great diet and insane genetics. Fucking asshole. Secondly, look at Jimmy Fallon with the ripped bod, late night has been good for him.

-Jesse

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Marky Mark was the right choice for the lead in one of these movies. Has few acting skills, one facial expression, and is a tough guy. He is much more believable to fight robots that turn into cars than Shia LeBouf. Also pretty sure I came in my pants watching one robot ride another dragon robot through a city that is about to be destroyed. How many times can Michael Bay blow up a city by the way? Like these transformers have caused BILLIONS of dollars in damages and the time it would take to rebuild an entire metropolis is roughly 20 years? So is this movie 100 years after the first one? Now I’m confused, fuck.

-Jesse

http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_6lrpg6kh

WHERE IS THE AUDIO?? Holy shit this is fucking awesome. Everyone is giving Beyoncé shit for just standing there but that’s what a ride or die chick does. Jay doesn’t need her to throw hands and get her face all fucked up, he has a mountain of a man as a bodyguard to handle this type of shit. Also love how after the first kick he went in for a smack/punch/stab but then thought better of it. And why do celebrities fight in elevators? First Ray Rice now this. If this is a new trend you can expect me in a bad ass visor throwing down in the nearest Marriott.

-Jesse

Sooooo Zac Efron is so good looking that dressed as a chick, I’d for sure hit that. Also it’s very upsetting that Seth said he saw his dick on the set of ‘Neighbors’ and it has a girthy root. Not one thing about my dick has ever been described as girthy, especially the root.

And Seth Rogen as a chick…I’ve tagged a few that looked identical to that. Ew.

-Jesse

We’re late to the party because I couldn’t find a link for the whole video, YouTube took it down. So fuck it, here is the vine of Shovel Girl getting blasted with, you guessed it, a god damn shovel.

Instant update, here is the full video. Kinda boring until like 4:40. And that chick is now temporarily deaf in that ear (she did an interview with the Billy Madison Show today).
-Jesse

While this was really funny, it’s not exactly a good look for Yankee fans. Basically just saying “Hey tough guys, you wanna boo him as a picture or even from the upper deck, do it in person” and everyone pussies out. Kinda makes us look like Rays fans. God damn Jimmy Fallon just fucking everyone in the ass in late night television.

Fallon is so likeable I hate the Red Sox with my whole heart yet I always watch Fever Pitch. Fuck him.

-Jesse

Just blatantly not giving a fuck about anything. He even took a bunch of little steps to hammer down that point. DWade and LeBron, Jeremy Lin just put you fucks on notice.

Also whoever put this video together, you are a comedic genius
-Jesse