Posts Tagged ‘zac efron’

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I could write a huge essay about why this movie was shit but it would be just as much of a waste of time as it was to see this hunk of crap. I’m sure it was fun to make and to be on set but it didn’t translate to the screen. And I’m not comparing it to Schindler’s List and The Godfather. Just take this and compare it to the other R rated comedies of the past few years (most featuring Seth Rogen in some way) and it just doesn’t hold up. It seemed too forced, too unnatural, and just off. And a bunch of times it was noticeable they cut parts of the movie out so they could fit everything in to a certain time frame. Half of the funniest parts in the trailer aren’t even in the movie itself. Save your time and just go see Spiderman 2 again.

PS I still would give an arm and a leg to party with Zac Efron during his drinking/coke days. That would be a fucking hell of a time.
PSS And if Efron isn’t in Magic Mike 2, Channing Tatum is as dumb as he looks because that kid was made for that kind of movie, not this.

-Jesse

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Sooooo Zac Efron is so good looking that dressed as a chick, I’d for sure hit that. Also it’s very upsetting that Seth said he saw his dick on the set of ‘Neighbors’ and it has a girthy root. Not one thing about my dick has ever been described as girthy, especially the root.

And Seth Rogen as a chick…I’ve tagged a few that looked identical to that. Ew.

-Jesse

Howard has been on fucking FIRE with his interviews lately. He’s the only guy in the world who can do an hour with Louis CK then turn around and do another hour with Seth Rogan and each interview is fucking hilarious. I love Seth because he is super talented and rich but seems like he could be a buddy of yours.

-Jesse

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This movie looks really good, but I hope it doesn’t suffer from the “We put all the funny shit in the trailers so people will show up and then are disappointed” syndrome. Too many comedies give away all the jokes so when you get to the actual film, drop 50 bucks on tickets candy and soda, and you don’t laugh, you will hate the fucking movie. It could be hilarious but save a joke or two people. A comedy with Seth Rogen and Zac Efron is going to make money regardless, let it be the “sneaky” hit like the Hangover. That trailer showed a bunch of hungover guys, Mike Tyson and a tiger and it made a billion dollars. Here are the two restricted Red Band trailers, one that is international and one that is for the good old US of A.

To be forced to stand next to this guy is suicide worthy

To be forced to stand next to this guy is suicide worthy


Zac Efron may be too good looking. Just too much buddy. Also I bet he was a fucking RIOT when he was on coke. Just to be the clean up guy in his crew is better pussy than a Saudi prince would see.

-Jesse

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In Touch recently re-released the Lindsay Lohan sex list that everyone saw before, this time with more names. I’ve always thought she was disgusting even way back in the day but I understand some people like her and she’s famous so I’m not surprised by this list. But I do want to know who the other blacked out names are. That is what’s killing me here. Not that the likes of Phillipe, Timberlake, and Efron are present. Those guys probably banged her out like I used to take down fatties that were a 1 on the richter scale. I mean if Ashton Kutcher is one, who the fuck is two?! That’s definitely someone big because she thought of them second. And check out the bros at 11 and 12, I bet my life that was a threeway. Hollywood sluts!

-Jesse