Archive for February, 2016

A goddamn Canadian Cavs fan. Unbelievable. 

Look, I understand he’s sitting courtside and has more money in his pocket than I’ve ever had in my life but I can’t have this shit. You don’t buy your way into fandom. You don’t get picked up from school in a limo and have a pre game VIP meet and greet with the players and look like you fix your hair with a blow dryer and Aqua net. You know this kid loves Drake right? He loves The Blue Jays and the shitty Maple Leafs too. You know he loves everything about being Canadian. Why can’t he just love his stupid Raptors and leave my team out of it?!