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Variety- Neil Patrick Harris has a long history of success at the CBS network, from his starring role on “How I Met Your Mother” to his multiple Emmy wins for hosting the Tony Awards. So it should come as no surprise that CBS was interested in the multitalented actor to replace David Letterman on “The Late Show.” Harris confirmed the news on Wednesday’s Howard Stern show that, before CBS hired Stephen Colbert for the “Late Show” post, network chief Leslie Moonves and entertainment head Nina Tassler pitched him the idea of taking over for either Letterman in the 11:30 slot or for outgoing Craig Ferguson at 12:30. “They called me in and sat me down and asked if that would be something that I’d be interested (in),”’ he told Stern, revealing that the duo even served him “fantastic” sushi at Moonves’ New York office. “I felt like I knew what my skill sets were, and I kind of knew what it is that I wanted to do after the show with (Moonves), so I was surprised he pitched me that idea,” Harris adds. Harris ultimately declined the opportunity because he didn’t have much of an interest in hosting a nightly show for a long time. “I think I would get bored of the repetition fast,” Harris admitted. But Harris isn’t ruling out the possibility of a weekly show at CBS. In fact, he pitched the executives the idea of hosting a variety program in the vein of “SNL.”

I don’t really see why Neil Patrick Harris is the world’s darling but whatever. I mean he’s kinda funny playing a pussy crazed guy because he is gay but what else is there? Song and dance man? Give me Hugh Jackman over Neil any day of the week, the guy is fucking Wolverine for Christ’s sake (and still in the closet gay).

-Jesse

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HuffPost- Mekhi Phifer, best known for his role as Dr. Greg Pratt on NBC’s “ER,” has filed for bankruptcy, reports TMZ. The 39-year-old actor racked up approximately $1.2 million in back taxes, $50,000 in lawyer fees and $4,500 in back child support, according to court records obtained by TMZ. Legal documents also show he spends around $11,600 in monthly expenses, but pulls in only $7,500. In addition to his long run on “ER,” from 2002 to 2008, Phifer is also known for his role opposite Eminem in “8 Mile.” Recent projects include a minor role as Max in the film “Divergent” and a recurring role on the Showtime series, “House of Lies.”

It’s funny as shit to me when celebrities file for bankruptcy, like what the fuck. You literally have enough money to pay someone to count your money for you so this doesn’t happen. All you have to do is save some here and there and not knock up like 30 chicks and you should be golden. Evidently renting out fucking Disneyland for 4 people is not a good financial investment. Time to get back to hosting rap battles to make the rent, huh Mekhi.

PS He has one of the weirdest names that no one ever talks about being weird. Meh-ki Phifer.

-Jesse

Howard has been on fucking FIRE with his interviews lately. He’s the only guy in the world who can do an hour with Louis CK then turn around and do another hour with Seth Rogan and each interview is fucking hilarious. I love Seth because he is super talented and rich but seems like he could be a buddy of yours.

-Jesse

This is a longer interview but FULL of information. I’ve always known about Pharrell, like anyone else, and I knew he was a producer and sometime singer/rapper. I had no fucking clue how many hits this guy has written and produced. And now he is the top musician in the world with like 15 number one hits. Fucking unbelievable. He is absolutely a genius and talks about everything and anything Howard asks. If you have the time, listen to this.
Still hate that fucking hat.
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-Jesse


Random commercials in between is kinda annoying, sorry not my video

This was before the White House Correspondents’ Dinner so it’s really cool to hear Howard tell Joel that he shouldn’t take the gig and then all the backlash after the actual performance. It’s also nice to see McHale out of his ‘Soup’ character and talk like a normal human being. He’s the taller version of David Spade and the funnier version of Daniel Tosh.

-Jesse

Maybe she was fired from Glee and she definitely broke up with Big Sean (who is a very small person). All I know is she hangs out in Mexico in tiny thong bikinis. Go Raiders!
Thanks TMZ for the pics
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-Jesse

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To me Spade has always been interesting because he looks like a girl, also like a rodent, yet he has fucked some of the hottest chicks on the planet. He was on one of the best eras in SNL history yet he was probably on the lower rung of funniest guy on the show. The whole thing with him and Chris Farley is strange too because his best friend and comedic partner died and he never seems emotional about it. But Howard gets the best out of interviews so give this one a listen.

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If you have 2 and a half hours (plus annoying commercials) then give this a listen. Billy Joel has been on Howard a million times and it’s always good because Billy Joel is the fucking man. Just a simple dude with the voice of an angel who can bang out on the ivory keys (that’s hip piano people lingo). This is by and far the most in depth interview between these two that you will ever hear.

Secret Favorite Billy Joel song

What I say is my favorite Billy Joel song

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StarWars.com- The Star Wars team is thrilled to announce the cast of Star Wars: Episode VII. Actors John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Andy Serkis, Domhnall Gleeson, and Max von Sydow will join the original stars of the saga, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, and Kenny Baker in the new film. Director J.J. Abrams says, “We are so excited to finally share the cast of Star Wars: Episode VII. It is both thrilling and surreal to watch the beloved original cast and these brilliant new performers come together to bring this world to life, once again. We start shooting in a couple of weeks, and everyone is doing their best to make the fans proud.” Star Wars: Episode VII is being directed by J.J. Abrams from a screenplay by Lawrence Kasdan and Abrams. Kathleen Kennedy, J.J. Abrams, and Bryan Burk are producing, and John Williams returns as the composer. The movie opens worldwide on December 18, 2015.

Well there it is (kinda). All of the main actors are now named but they have yet to release who they will play and they may never release that information. And I was never a huge Star Wars guy but then again I wasn’t huge into Star Trek until the new movie came out and now I love it. This film however will be universes ahead of Star Trek when it comes to the box office and world-wide phenomenon when it comes out late next year. I wouldn’t be surprised if nerds are already pitching tents to be first in line while they blog away about every thing JJ Abrams will get wrong or right.

-Jesse

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Literally one of the hottest chicks of all time. Hall of Fame face and body. Not much more to say than that. She’s been banged by Jeter, she has caused many unborn children to fall onto tube socks thanks to ‘Into the Blue’, she’s so hot that racists don’t even care to Wikipedia what race she is before they smack the ham. The one and only, Jessica Alba.

NSFW Pictures in the mix
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IF YOU SAY YOU WOULDN’T BECAUSE SHE’S PREGNANT, YOU ARE LYING
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