Find Out Your First Tweet and Immediately Hate Yourself

https://discover.twitter.com/first-tweet

That’s the link that Twitter is providing, for it’s 8th birthday, so you can find out what your first tweet was. Of course you can find out what everyone’s first tweet was so that is what makes it more fun. Most people’s are “Hi Twitter” or “Still trying to figure this out” but mine could’ve easily been from last year or last week.

https://discover.twitter.com/first-tweet#JesseCornwell

Just hungover and packing to head to the Big Apple. Pretty standard on the hungover part and excited to be heading to New York.

Here are a couple other people I follow on Twitter that had some good first tweets
Mike “Cowhead” Calta from The Cowhead Show on 102.5 The Bone (Tampa radio)
https://discover.twitter.com/first-tweet#MrCowhead

Billy Madison from The Billy Madison Show (San Antonio based radio show)
https://discover.twitter.com/first-tweet#BMS_Billy

Big Cat from Barstool Sports
https://discover.twitter.com/first-tweet#BarstoolBigCat

Ad Rock from the Beastie Boys
https://discover.twitter.com/first-tweet#adrock

Happy Birthday Twitter! Thanks for giving me immediate access to radio guys, porn stars, sports information and what shoes Ad Rock wants to buy.
-Jesse