Girl Fight Ends With Shovel to the Head Full Video and Vine

We’re late to the party because I couldn’t find a link for the whole video, YouTube took it down. So fuck it, here is the vine of Shovel Girl getting blasted with, you guessed it, a god damn shovel.

Instant update, here is the full video. Kinda boring until like 4:40. And that chick is now temporarily deaf in that ear (she did an interview with the Billy Madison Show today).
-Jesse

Find Out Your First Tweet and Immediately Hate Yourself

https://discover.twitter.com/first-tweet

That’s the link that Twitter is providing, for it’s 8th birthday, so you can find out what your first tweet was. Of course you can find out what everyone’s first tweet was so that is what makes it more fun. Most people’s are “Hi Twitter” or “Still trying to figure this out” but mine could’ve easily been from last year or last week.

https://discover.twitter.com/first-tweet#JesseCornwell

Just hungover and packing to head to the Big Apple. Pretty standard on the hungover part and excited to be heading to New York.

Here are a couple other people I follow on Twitter that had some good first tweets
Mike “Cowhead” Calta from The Cowhead Show on 102.5 The Bone (Tampa radio)
https://discover.twitter.com/first-tweet#MrCowhead

Billy Madison from The Billy Madison Show (San Antonio based radio show)
https://discover.twitter.com/first-tweet#BMS_Billy

Big Cat from Barstool Sports
https://discover.twitter.com/first-tweet#BarstoolBigCat

Ad Rock from the Beastie Boys
https://discover.twitter.com/first-tweet#adrock

Happy Birthday Twitter! Thanks for giving me immediate access to radio guys, porn stars, sports information and what shoes Ad Rock wants to buy.
-Jesse

Best Kind of Boobs Vote (All Safe For Work, I Promise)

I am just going to put links for pictures of the different kinds of boobs, those are obviously NSFW, but I just need an answer to this question. I was listening to the Billy Madison Show (thebillymadisonshow.com) this morning and they asked, what are the best kind of boobs? And that really got me thinking because there are so many good ones. Soapy, under, side, sandy, wet tshirt, wifebeater, etc. The possibilities are almost endless so I will put it to a vote, What Are the Best Kind of Boobs?

Soapy- http://twicsy.com/i/rQSTmc
Side boob- http://www.juxtapost.com/site/permlink/95d6aeb0-1a27-11e2-a2be-b1c77940f11b/post/katy_perry39s_pinup_girl_side_boob/
Underboob- http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/underboob-wow-35.jpg
Sandy boobs (link leads to a very nice video)- http://galleries.alluringvixens.com/justene2-wildgirlv/1/?ccbill=2135377
Girls POV boobs- http://brosome.com/a-lovely-little-tribute-to-the-wonderful-point-of-boob/point-of-boob-1/
Whipped Cream Boobs- http://i1.wp.com/therynoshorn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Boobsday-big-boobs-nice-rack-6.jpg
Wife Beater Boobs- http://i1.wp.com/therynoshorn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tuesday-boobsday-pretty-girl-great-body-nice-boobs-41.jpg

-Jesse