Today is the Greatest Day in Celebrity Birthdays April 3rd

Normally I do a little post about two people, some pictures, then honorable mentions. NOT TODAY. On July 4th the year before, all of these people’s parents were raw dogging their way into creating the best and brightest in Hollywood history. Funny, dramatic, handsome, beautiful, the whole gambit. So thank you America for being so god damn amazing people had to celebrate by having unprotected sex, most likely doggy style.
Marlon Brando


Godfather- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i96VS_z8y7g
Adam Scott


Eddie Murphy

Italians after Rocky came out- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMqMKxJJYvY
Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYfenUt0u9A
Drunk Dad at a BBQ- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnibXEzMT7A
Alec Baldwin

Glengarry Speech- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kZg_ALxEz0
Some 30 Rock moments- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l0kGIIW66g
The Departed- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTaVxTmB5k4
Aries Spears

ESPN Impressions- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdWP272wb6I
Amanda Bynes


David Hyde Pearce

Tony Orlando

Wayne Newton

Lyle Alzado

Jared Allen

Paris Jackson (I wonder who her real dad is because Michael Jackson you are NOT the father)